Colin Farrell & Nicole Narain leak a Sextape to protest Seine River polluted with E.Coli as a result of Mass Defecation by Redhat Indian? π Scandal
Emily Browning: Dicklympics — French Pole Vaulter Anthony Ammirati decimated at Olympics for Knocking the Bar off with his obscene Dick π Scandal
Angela Morena: Fox News Jesse Watters says Men Who Vote for Kamala Harris have βMommy Issuesβ π Offbeat
Reese Witherspoon: Mass Layoff at Intel amid deepening CPU Scandal… going bankrupt and back to the Stone Age despite getting the most government handout π Scandal
Misono Waka: Going from “Reliability King” to “Reliability Scam”, Toyota ordered to make drastic reforms or risk annihilation as its Safety Scandal continues to balloon π Scandal
Matsumoto Ichika: Japan mandates Seatbelt, Airbag, and a Driver’s License to ride Motorized Luggage aka Electric Suitcase @ Max Speed 10MPH π Offbeat
Emma Thompson: Elon Musk slammed over “Cyber Tyranny” for Suspending “White Dudes for Harris” after they raised more than $4M for Kamala Harris π Scandal