Olga Sutulova: An unauthorized crappy memoir of Kamala “Momala” Harris

First thing first,

So Kamala is just black Hillary Clinton?

No, Kamala H is a Hindu, she is Zero Black… ZERO

Does that mean she is related to the Open Defecating Heroes of the Bharat Empire… Not Slavery, not Malcom X, not Martin Luther King Jr.?

Here root is confirmed by “Hindu Living God” Narendra Modi…

Indian priests invoke heavenly powers for Kamala Harris

The god of truth and righteousness is on the side of the Democratic Party in 2024’s US presidential election, according to Hindu priests in likely nominee Ms Kamala Harris’ ancestral Indian village.

The Simpsons’ Predicted Kamala Harris’ Presidency

The Simpsons predicted it again! Fans go wild over viral meme comparing Kamala Harris in purple suit to Lisa’s presidential look from THAT eerie year 2000 episode

An episode of the long-running animated television series “The Simpsons” predicted the future presidency of Kamala Harris.

A number of users on X/Twitter pointed out the latest coincidence involving the long-running Fox cartoon, as a 2000 episode of the Fox series included Lisa Simpson in a purple suit comparable to the one worn by Vice President Kamala Harris during the inauguration in 2021.

The meme went viral Sunday as President Joe Biden left the race, endorsing Harris to take his slot in the presidential race, about a month before the Democratic National Convention in Chicago.

At the inauguration of Biden, held on January 20, 2021, Harris was clad in a purple ensemble designed by Christopher John Rogers with Sergio Hudson-designed shoes and a necklace from Wilfredo Rosado.

Actress and Real Housewives of Atlanta alum Claudia Jordan posted a side-by-side shot of Harris alongside Simpson, writing, ‘Not for nothing but the Simpsons already predicted this….’

Kamala Harris Introduced Herself as ‘Woman Sitting at the Table’ in a ‘Blue Suit’

A number of people online pointed out the eerie similarity involving the purple suit

The episode has past been heavily cited over the past decade amid Trump’s rise to political power and term as the 45th U.S. president from 2017-2021.

Dan Greaney, who penned the episode, told The Hollywood Reporter in March of 2016 that the episode ‘was a warning to America.’

Said Greaney: ‘And that just seemed like the logical last stop before hitting bottom. It was pitched because it was consistent with the vision of America going insane.’

Greaney said that ‘the important thing is that Lisa comes into the presidency when America is on the ropes, and that is the condition left by the Trump presidency,

Harris was clad in a purple ensemble designed by Christopher John Rogers with Sergio Hudson-designed shoes and a necklace from Wilfredo Rosado

The latest prediction was included in an episode that aired at the dawn of the millennium, on March 19, 2000, titled Bart to the Future

Lisa is elected president, and is seen wearing the purple pantsuit, and the rest of the family get acclimated to the White House

Could Kamala Harris’ inappropriate laughter and ‘word salads’ be symptoms of a little-known psychological condition?

Kamala Harris‘s rambling ‘word salad’ speeches may be a symptom of a little-known but common psychological condition called logorrhoea — also known as verbal diarrhoea.

Momala’s infamous speech…

“Today Is Today and Yesterday Was Today Yesterday

– Kamala Harris

A video authentically shows Kamala Harris saying, “Today is today and yesterday was today yesterday. Tomorrow will be today tomorrow. So, live today so the future today will be as the past today, as it is tomorrow,” during a speech.

Is this fake? Please tell me this is fake, Actually, tell me it’s real so I can laugh even harder. pic.twitter.com/cl2Zet6gMZ

— Ian Miles Cheong (@stillgray) July 16, 2024

Republican strategist Matt Whitlock has previously accused Ms Harris of being unable to speaking ‘normally’

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The Problem of Solving a Problem Is Not a Problem

“The problem of solving a problem is not a problem, but when a problem solves a problem without any problem, then the problem is not at all a problem.”
– Kamala Harris

Watch Kamala Harris’ most embarrassing and incoherent ‘word salads’ and public blunders that have seen her repeatedly ridiculed

From stumbling over her words when addressing the White House’s Covid-19 strategy to confusedly repeating herself over the use of community banks, here are some of her most embarrassing slip-ups.

On AI

In July 2023, Harris was ridiculed after delivering a jumbled explanation of artificial intelligence.

She was speaking at a gathering of labor and civil rights leaders in Washington DC at the time, but did little to assure attendees that she had a strong grasp of the subject.

She continued: ‘It’s about machine learning, and so, the machine is taught — and part of the issue here is what information is going into the machine that will then determine — and we can predict then, if we think about what information is going in, what then will be produced in terms of decisions and opinions that may be made through that process.’

The remarks drew criticism from conservatives on Twitter, especially after a clip of the event was posted by the Republican National Committee’s @RNCResearch account, which has been quick to pounce on Harris’ gaffes.

‘Why does she address us as if we are 5 years old?’ one user asked.

On reproductive rights

Harris’s preoccupation with time raised its head again last April at a political event on reproductive rights.

She told attendees: ‘I think it’s very important…for us at every moment in time and certainly this one, to see the moment in time in which we exist and are present, and to be able to contextualize it, to understand where we exist in the history and in the moment as it relates not only to the past but the future.’

On transportation

When appearing next to an expert – regardless of the area they specialize in – it is always important to make a good impression.

Harris did anything but that when appearing alongside Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg in July last year for an event with disability rights advocates to increase transportation accessibility.

She gave a remarkably basic summary, stating: ‘This issue of transportation is fundamentally about just making sure that people have the ability to get where they need to go,’ she said, chuckling. ‘It’s that basic.’

On South Korea

Following the conclusion of a tour across Asia, which ended with a visit to the Korean Demilitarized Zone (DMZ), Harris mistakenly confused the communist North Korea with the US’ ally nation of South Korea.

‘The United States shares a very important relationship, which is an alliance with the Republic of North Korea,’ Harris said during a speech, intending to refer to the Republic of Korea, the official name of South Korea.

‘It is an alliance that is strong and enduring,’ she continued, not appearing to recognize her mistake.

A communications advisor for Texas Senator Ted Cruz called Harris a ‘flat out moron’ for her remarks.

On equality for Hispanic people:

One of Harris’ most confusing outbursts was to burst into laughter after uttering the phrase ‘you think you just fell out of a coconut tree? when addressing equality for Hispanic people

One of Harris’ most confusing outbursts was to burst into laughter after uttering the phrase ‘you think you just fell out of a coconut tree?’, while giving a speech on equality and advancement for Hispanic people.

She appeared to be trying to explain the need to focus on the wider community, adding that ‘nothing exists in a silo’.

After a clip of the speech went viral earlier this year, it became a popular internet meme that was widely circulated by her supporters, who are informally known as the ‘K-hive’.

One ‘K-hive’ member wrote: ‘To anybody who thinks it shouldn’t be Kamala Harris: you do know a new candidate can’t just fall out of a coconut tree, right?’

On illegal immigration

Having been appointed as VP by the Biden administration, one of Harris’ key objectives was to tackle the ‘root cause’ of immigration.

‘I think that there is no question that we have to do what the president and I asked Congress to do, the first request we made: pass a bill to create a pathway to citizenship,’ Harris said in a Meet the Press interview in September 2022.

She went to add that ‘the border is secure’ before appearing to contradict herself by blaming a ‘broken immigration system’ in what was a convoluted take on the issue.

‘We’re going to have two million people cross this border for the first time ever. You’re confident this border is secure?’ interviewer Chuck Todd asked.

‘We have a secure border in that that is a priority for any nation including ours in our administration,’ Harris replied.

On job development

Harris appeared to be tongue-tied during a speech at the White House in September 2022, as she tripped over her words while discussing federal investments in workforce development.

On the issue of bettering transportation access for workers, Harris said: ‘Together, we are expanding access to transportation. Seems like maybe it’s a small issue, it’s a big issue.’

‘You need to get to go and need to be able to get where you need to go to do the work’.

Harris pictured in her 1981 high school yearbook from Westmount High School in Montreal

On Roe V Wade

When addressing one of the biggest decision in US legal history, Kamala was once again left with egg on her face as she struggled to answer whether Democratic presidents and congresses failed by never codifying abortion rights.

I think that, to be very honest with you, I do believe that we should have rightly believed, but we certainly believe that certain issues are just settled. Certain issues are just settled,’ Harris said.

On community banks

Kamala endured another unfortunate slip-up when addressing the press at Sycamore & Oak retail village in DC back in August 2023.

She emphasized to reporters that ‘community banks are in the community’ and that investing in them is therefore good for the community.

‘And so for years we have worked to expand investment in community banks because, you see, community banks specialize in providing loans and financial assistance to small business owners, in particular those in overlooked and underserved communities,’ the vice president said.

‘And as the name suggests, community banks are in the community,’ she added.

In response, the deputy spokesman for Speaker Kevin McCarthy asked: ‘But do they also offer services as it relates to banking?’

‘Let’s see if she can figure this one out! Grocery stores sell GROCERIES,’ conservative radio personality Ken Miles wrote, and included a thinking emoji.

‘She actually said this,’ conservative communications specialist Steve Guest tweeted.

On Covid

Harris gave a flummoxing answer in January 2022 when asked by NBC’s Craig Melvin about the White House’s Covid strategy.

‘Does the administration say, ‘You know what, this strategy isn’t working. We’re going to change strategies. Is it time?’, Melvin asked.

Harris responded by saying ‘it’s time for us to do what we have been doing, and that time is every day’.

This came after an even more confusing response following the onset of the pandemic in the US in 2020.

Although coronavirus spread with devastating speed throughout the nation, Harris claimed in October 2020 that nearly two-thirds of the country’s population had died from the disease in a matter of months.

She bizarrely remarked: ‘We’re in the middle of a crises caused by this pandemic we’re looking at over 220million Americans who just in the last several months died’.

We know former San Francisco mayor and notorious playboy, Willie Brown, 90 was mercilessly laid by Kamala Harris…