Jessica Alba: AI Priest Fired by Catholic Group after pitching Gatorade Baptisms

This Baptism Looks More Like People At A Torture Convention…

This Baptism Looks More Like People At A Torture Convention…
by inThatsInsane

As Pope Francis prepares to address AI at the G7 summit, a virtual priest loses his collar.

Artificial intelligence shook up a corner of the Catholic community after Catholic Answers—a San Diego, Calif.-based publisher of church resources—introduced “Father Justin,” an AI chatbot on Monday. The virtual priest was defrocked by the end of the week, but its creators will still allow the chatbot to operate as simply “Justin.”

Catholic Answers said that “Father Justin” was designed to answer questions about the Catholic Faith—for educational and entertainment purposes only. The group’s website carried the disclaimer: “In essence, it’s a fancy search engine and not a replacement for real human interaction. If there are issues you struggle with, please seek guidance from your pastor or spiritual advisor.”

Introducing Father Justin, the New Interactive AI from Catholic Answers

Catholic Answers, the number-one lay Catholic apostolate of apologetics and evangelization, is excited to announce the release of our new “Father Justin” interactive AI app. This innovative digital… pic.twitter.com/GDs2KKx216

— Catholic Answers (@catholiccom) April 23, 2024

When a baby gets dropped at a baptism

Nonetheless, the AI chatbot’s launch and some of its answers were poorly received.

“I say this with nothing but respect for you guys and your work, but… this should’ve just been a plain search engine,” U.S. Army Chaplain Father Mike Palmer wrote. “Dressing it up as a soulless AI avatar of a priest does absolutely nothing except cause confusion and invite mockery of your otherwise excellent work.”

It has done a wonderful job of explaining how I can prepare for my marriage to my brother, so, you know, all good.

— Katie (Kathryn) Conrad (@KatieConradKS) April 24, 2024

Priest using water gun on a child

Other users shared examples of Father Justin’s priestly counsel, including telling one user they can use Gatorade instead of holy water in a baptism and explaining how a brother and sister can prepare for marriage to each other. Father Justin also accepted a user’s confession and then told her all of her sins had been absolved.

THIS IS FUCKED UP. People are going to not go to confession, and talk to Fr Justin instead https://t.co/OYCkbFHdkG

— (((Simcha Fisher))) (@SimchaFisher) April 24, 2024

Pastor performing a baptism with an e-cigarette instead of holy water

Meanwhile,

Jessica Alba TikTok Titties And Nude Photo Shoot

Actress Jessica Alba appears to show off her nude sex organs in the TikTok video clip above and new photo shoot below… Which appears to have been taken at her palatial “hacienda” in her heathen homeland in the Puerto Rican nation of Mexico.

Of course Jessica Alba is best remembered for two things… Making a boatload of pesos selling “honest” cleaning products to her fellow Mexican maids, and for never really showing off her nude body back in her prime. So it certainly adds insult to injury that now that she is a decrypt old shrew she is behaving like this.

For the best we got out Jessica back when she was concubine worthy was the side boob shot in the video above, and the occasional see through nipple pokies as in the photos below.

Truly a tremendous waste of talent, and a cautionary tale for all high value infidel women that the window to join a virile Christian’s harem closes quicker than they think.