Heidi Klum: Dude slapped with $1.4 million Speeding Ticket for going 90 mph in a 55 mph zone

The blindfold makes this even hotter

Heidi Klum: “A Day At The Beach”

“Can I Lick That Sand Out Of There For You?”

“None Of These People Here Are Pretty

And No One’s Said Anything About My Bubble!?!?

I Blow & Blow & Blow.  Everybody Watches Me Blow

But No One Compliments Me On How It Grows Large.

You Will Go To The Beach With Me.

I Never Wear Clothing And  You Will Enjoy Staring

At My Supple, Perky Breasts!”

“Told You You Would Like Them!
They Are Spectacular Aren’t They?
Now Be A Dear & Go Get Me A Martini…

And A Banana Daiquiri For My Monkee…
Shaken, Not Stirred”

“Seal Saw Adrianne Curry Do This Picture And Thought It Looked Cool. He

Says My Shot Looks Bettter.

What Do You Think?

Adrianne

Me

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ADRIANNE???

WHAT WOULD A MONKEE KNOW?

And Stop Chewing On Those Damn It!!!

I Paid Good Money For Those!

That’s It Monkee! 

 I’m Sending You To Live With Seal And That

Husband Stealing Be-atch Of His Blake Lively.

She If She’ll Put Up With You Throwing Shit At Her Mother! I Guarantee She Won’t Let You Have Her Nipples For Lunch.

Famous For:

• American Supermodel
• Victoria Secret’s Angel
• Career Took Off When She Got The Cover Of The 1998 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition
• Her Nickname: “The Body”
• Married Singer Seal In 2005. He Divorced Her In 2012…

Leading Friends, Family & World Leaders
To Believe Seal Had Lost His Mind Or
Was Verging On Coming Out Of The Closet?!?!?!  
Come On Seal, “Look At This!’:

And She Even Comes With Her Own Monkee!

By The Way My Little Monkee, Did You Know That Susan Dey Can Play The Tamborine!

You Two Should Get Together And Jam At Our Place.

And Stop Chewing On Those Or I’ll Take Your

Guitar Away When We Get Home.

Heidi Is Also Famous As Host Of

“Project Runway” (2004-Current)

“I Hope That’s A Taco Truck Over There”

“Hey, If You Buy A Burrito From The

Guy In The Taco Truck He’ll Give You A Hat!”  And He Invited Me To Come Back.  Wants To Teach Me To Paint”

“Wow, That Taco Sales Guy Loves To Paint!  And He Really Takes His Time Getting To Every Nook &…
How You Say, Cragnee”

“Between All The Mexican Food & Beer

I’m Not Feeling So Good.

Do I Suddenly Look Fat?

I Need A Nap.”

Have We Met?”

“I’m Pretty Funny, Huh!”

“Guess Not”

“Should My Monkee Be Down There?”

“Weird Day At The Beach This Week”

Heidi Klum – Nipple slip on the beach in Honolulu, showing sexy ass ADDS

She spits the cum in the audience