Heidi Klum: “My Boobs Are Too Hot for Las Vegas”

Much like Sony did with North Korea, Sharper Image has caved in its battle with the City of Las Vegas … and in this scenario, Heidi Klum’s boobs are “The Interview.”

Sharper Image’s new ad campaign features a scantily clad Klum alongside suggestive copy designed to get you to buy the gadgets Sharper Image sells that you never knew you needed.
But Klum’s cleavage did not meet Clark County code and the ads were barred from being displayed at McCarran Airport. The crux of the problem … “the showing of the female breast with less than a fully opaque covering or any portion thereof below the nipple” — aka underboob.
So Sharper Image submitted toned downed pics, which were approved, and will soon be displayed for all to see.
Who knew Las Vegas was run by prudes?

Heidi Klum: “A Day At The Beach”

“Can I Lick That Sand Out Of There For You?”

“None Of These People Here Are Pretty

And No One’s Said Anything About My Bubble!?!?
I Blow & Blow & Blow.  Everybody Watches Me Blow 
But No One Compliments Me On How It Grows Large.

You Will Go To The Beach With Me.

I Never Wear Clothing And  You Will Enjoy Staring 
At My Supple, Perky Breasts!”

“I’m Pretty Sure The Beach Is Down There
Next To The Water…Near That Sand”

Well, That Was A Close One Larry.

I’d Like To Ask Our Camera Man To Zoom In to

See If We May Have Gotten

Anything Our Competitors Have Missed.

“Larry…I Have To Ask!!! Do I See Rim???

I Think I See Rim!!?

According To The Former President; A Full On
Nipple Slip May Soon Be In The Offing.

“Told You You Would Like Them!
They Are Spectacular Aren’t They?
Now Be A Dear & Go Get Me A Martini…

And A Banana Daiquiri For My Monkee…
Shaken, Not Stirred”

“Seal Saw Adrianne Curry Do This Picture And Thought It Looked Cool. He Says My Shot Looks Bettter.

What Do You Think?

Adrianne

Me

Adrianne

Me

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ADRIANNE???

WHAT WOULD A MONKEE KNOW?

And Stop Chewing On Those Damn It!!!

I Paid Good Money For Those!

That’s It Monkee! 

 I’m Sending You To Live With Seal And That

Husband Stealing Be-atch Of His Blake Lively.

She If She’ll Put Up With You Throwing Shit At Her Mother! I Guarantee She Won’t Let You Have Her Nipples For Lunch.

Famous For:

• American Supermodel
• Victoria Secret’s Angel
• Career Took Off When She Got The Cover Of The 1998 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition
• Her Nickname: “The Body”
• Married Singer Seal In 2005. He Divorced Her In 2012…

 Leading Friends, Family & World Leaders
To Believe Seal Had Lost His Mind Or
Was Verging On Coming Out Of The Closet?!?!?!  
Come On Seal, “Look At This!’:

And She Even Comes With Her Own Monkee!

By The Way My Little Monkee, Did You Know That Susan Dey Can Play The Tamborine!

You Two Should Get Together And Jam At Our Place.

And Stop Chewing On Those Or I’ll Take Your

Guitar Away When We Get Home.

Heidi Is Also Famous As Host Of

“Project Runway” (2004-Current)

“I Hope That’s A Taco Truck Over There”

“Hey, If You Buy A Burrito From The

Guy In The Taco Truck He’ll Give You A Hat!”  And He Invited Me To Come Back.  Wants To Teach Me To Paint”

“Wow, That Taco Sales Guy Loves To Paint!  And He Really Takes His Time Getting To Every Nook &…
How You Say, Cragnee”

“Between All The Mexican Food & Beer

I’m Not Feeling So Good.

Do I Suddenly Look Fat?

I Need A Nap.”

Have We Met?”

“I’m Pretty Funny, Huh!”

“Guess Not”

“Should My Monkee Be Down There?”

“Weird Day At The Beach This Week”

Heidi Klum – Nipple slip on the beach in Honolulu, showing sexy ass ADDS