Last week, the internet was whipped into a frenzy over Goop’s — Gwyneth Paltrow Sold Out Of Candles That Smell Like Her Vagina, frankly, fucking weird candle called “This Smells Like My Vagina.” Well, one week on, there’s a new candle in town, and this time, it smells like a penis. Yes, a penis. Welcome to 2020, team.
THIS SMELLS LIKE MY PENIS CANDLE
This candleĀ costs 25% more than than its vagina-smelling equivalent. That’s because even though it’s illegal in Canada to pay women less than men, the gender pay gap smells as strong as ever. On average, women earn 75 cents for every dollar men make.Ā It’s time to burn the gender pay gap.
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Back to the pussy version,
The candle has been created by one “Taxi Agency” (sounds like Unber branded brothel) and has been priced at $100 ā you may notice the “This Smells Like My Vagina” candle is 25 percent cheaper ā to shine a light on the gender pay gap in Canada. According to the back of the candle, “that’s because even though it’s illegal in Canada to pay women less than men, the truth is on average, women earn 75 cents for every dollar men make. It’s time to reflect the reality.”
Oh no, this shit will give feminists to start a Anti-Misogyny Revolution!
Let ask Gwyneth Paltrow for comment… Forget about Gwyneth Paltrow, she is just another dumb blond…
Gabrielle Union Sex Scenes Compilation
Gabby is a wife of NBA star Dwayne Wade, so every fucking man knows who is she, but we didnāt know what black pussy and dick smell like…
Gaby is an American actress, famous for her roles in comedy movies and series such as āBring It Onā, āSheās All Thatā and her latest role in āSleeplessā! At the age of 19, Union was attacked and raped at her part-time job.Ā
Gabrielle Union Sex Scenes
āBeing Mary Janeā
āL.A.ās Finestā