Gwyneth Paltrow Sold Out Of Candles That Smell Like Her Vagina

Would you buy a $75 scented “wellness product” that supposedly bears the essence of an annoying celebrity’s crotch? Fans of Gwyneth Paltrow certainly are, as they recently bought out the supply of a new candle of hers called “This Smells Like My Vagina.”

Goop is the “modern lifestyle brand” that’s selling Paltrow’s pussy candle.

Goop claims that Paltrow’s candle is safe and won’t cause any negative side effects, though it’s unclear if there are any “hidden ingredients” that might pose a problem. But Paltrow apparently couldn’t care less, as the whole thing reportedly started out as a joke between her and professional perfumer Douglas Little.
The duo apparently thought that Paltrow fans would buy the overpriced novelty item simply because of its crass name – and sadly they were right. The candle’s release also coincides with Paltrow’s new “holistic wellness” series called “The Goop Lab,” which will premiere January 24 on Netflix.
No word yet if the Netflix series will feature Paltrow’s vagina?

As to be expected, the Twitterverse jumped all over Paltrow for this little gag.
Some took offense to the candle itself, which The Cut tested and found doesn’t even smell like the name – more false advertising.
“This smells like a vagina that is douching Summer’s Eve too frequently and will probably end up with a yeast infection,” wrote The Cut‘s Allison P. Davis.
Utter depravity has become mainstream “news”? 
The obsession among today’s females with constantly having to make nasty public references to their private parts suggests that mass mental illness in feminist culture has reached a crescendo. Nobody wants to hear about Gwyneth Paltrow or any other celebrity’s vaginas, and yet this is the type of filth that passes as “news” in 2020.
What has happened to our world?
“These people are sick, twisted, demented freaks,” wrote one commentator.
“They are enemies of God and their eternal fate will be incomprehensible horror, anguish, and despair, unless they accept God’s grace and love, which they obviously disdain,” wrote another.
“Just look at the word about the title of the candle: heretic. They’re worse than heretics. They are demonic,” this same commentator added.
Whatever, guess pussy rules.

Gwyneth Paltrow Nude Ass Compilation

Gwyneth Paltrow recently caused controversy when she posted the photo above (on the left) of her dumpy nude ass on Instagram. Of course as you can see when comparing this new photo to the one of her poolside pooper paparazzi pic (on the right), her degenerate derriere has degraded quite a bit over the years
Yes, Gwyneth’s butt was never her best feature, but that hasn’t stopped her from shamelessly showing it at every opportunity.

Sexy nude pics of an American actress and singer Gwyneth Paltrow in Shakespeare in Love.