Fidget Spinner Porn Is Surprisingly Popular

Fidget spinners are appearing in classrooms, offices, and … pornos?
Christina Ricci is bored … She may need a kinky Fidget Spinner after all.

Christina Ricci in After.Life (2009)

Believe it or not, fidget spinner porn exists — because of course it does. The golden rule of the internetc.ready dictates that if anything exists, there will be porn for it. But a viral sensation like the fidget spinner?
Irresistible fodder for porn searches, apparently.

WTF is a fidget spinner?

Obsession with Fidget Spinner even got a kid arrested …
According to new data from Pornhub, the fascination with these new toys has resulted in a massive spike in users looking for fidget spinner-oriented porn.
Searches including “fidget spinner” began to spike on Pornhub on May 10, and hit a huge increase almost overnight.
At their peak, searches were up 282%, with over 2.5 million searches for the term between May 10 and May 22, making it the top trending term and 5th most popular search in May … Madness!

Adèle Exarchopoulos conquered by a kinky Fidget Spinner?

In “Éperdument” or “Down by Love”
However, fidget spinner curiosity was somewhat more confined to the younger crowd — searches were 186% more popular for Pornhub visitors in the 18-24 age bracket, and the older visitors were, the less popular the search was.
Also, women were 19% more likely than men were to “get fidgety with it,” as Pornhub puts it.
Given that the fidget spinner is having something of a cultural moment, it’s not all too surprising that it’s found its place in adult entertainment (just as Pokémon Go did). After all, is something really a viral trend if it hasn’t found a spike in porn searches?
Charlize Theron needs a Fidget Spinner to take sexiness to greater height …

Charlize Theron and James Spader – 2 Days In The Valley (1996)

 

Charlotte Gainsbourg to incorporate Fidget Spinner in her next Pussy show …

Charlotte Gainsbourg Pussy

People Are Now Into Fidget Spinner Porn. But what even is fidget spinner porn anyway?
Mashable notes that there are a number of joke videos associated with the term, as well as fairly unimaginative additions to the site’s library, such as, “Dank Fidget Spinner on Hot Ass,” which is just a fidget spinner spinning away on someone’s butt. Cool.
For those of you who are unfamiliar with fidget spinners, they’re the extremely dumb distraction toys that have been popping up everywhere.

Folks will do anything with Fidget Spinner. So, naturally sex is one of those things. For its use on kinky sex, you gotta apply some wild imagination for the time being … Warning: It can be hazardous!

FIDGET SPINNER VS DICK ???????????????? (1000 MPH FIDGET SPINNER TOY) *EXTREME PAIN* ????
https://youtu.be/kECwI-29GTc
A Redditor posted: “I found my wife’s fidget spinner.”

Found my wife’s fidget spinner. from pics

The joke, of course, is that it isn’t a fidget spinner at all. It’s a vibrator.
To be specific, it’s the multi-thrill vibrating massager, which is essentially a bullet vibrator that has three different textured heads to provide different sensations.

This Purple Camel Toe needs to be fine-tuned with a Fidget Spinner …

Ruth Negga: “The look of Fidget Spinner orgasm?”

Sex Applications for Fidget Spinner

So, what is it like using a fidget spinner while having sex?

• “I think fidget spinners can help relieve sexual anxiety like if you had trouble getting hard.
  Whipping out the fidget spinners during a bj might look weird to the girl though but you can tell her “I thought I should try something new” and she might go for it.”
• She could tie it up to her clit and spin the hell out of it, or he could put it directly on his dick.
• I want to see people spin fidget spinner on their dick.
• I want to see one spinning on each boob <<< I swear this guy right here has the best ideas.
• Nope and for extra fun, attach a vibrator to it. Then put it on her vagigi.
• I already had sex while using a fidget spinner. Nothing happened.

Marion Cotillard shows the passionate plot of “The Black Box”

Spice this up with a Fidget Spinner, the show will become an mega blockbuster …

Gaite Jansen gaining momentum with a Fidget Spinner?

What kind of fidget spinner tricks will get women to have sex with me?

• A fidget spinner cock ring
• That gives a new meaning to the term “helicopter dick.”
• Make it into a cock-sleeve and turn the spinner bits into rotating bumps, and youre onto a winner !
• Kinda like this idea (NSFW) but with more movement !
• That sounds extraordinary painful for the woman.
• Attach your most precious pokemon cards to the fidget spinner. Let women see but not touch.
• She’ll be saying, “Mew, Mew” before you know it.
• Fashion 3 dildos to the spinner.
• You ever see a clown spin a plate on a stick? Do that but with your penis. This is a 50% success rate in getting you laid, but I can assure you either way you will feel great about yourself.
• All of them BBY, all of them. I just walk outside with a spinner on each hand and women just rip their underwear off and throw it at me and start writhing in ecstasy on the ground.
• Swallow it and if it’s still spinning when it comes out… maybe you get laid.
• Put it right up ur bum and when it’s still spinning women know that they don’t have to worry.
• All of them. Chicks can’t resist a guy with a spinner. Don’t forget to memorize 20 digits of Pi as a back up if the spinner doesn’t work.