BALD-ASS BASTARDS BEWARE! Uighur Goddess Dilraba Dilmurat and a Wig-Hawking Bad Baldie Prove Xinjiang is actually an effing UTOPIA
Inka Williams: The Golden Tulip Mania Prophecy Has Been Fulfilled. ONE. DAY. LATER… Remember 2011, you assholes?
Alexandra Daddario’s sextape exposes the GREAT GOLD SCAM: How Fear and F—ing Fools are setting you up for a historic Wipe-Out
Emily Blunt: “Nobel Prize Committees will create an ‘Ultra Nobel Peace Prize (Limited Edition)’ as Trump vowed to Attack Colombia, Cuba, Mexico — and maybe Canada & Greenland too…”
Olivia Munn BREAKING: Upon successful kidnapping of President Maduro, the Nobel Prize Committee finally decided 2026 Nobel Peace Prize must be awarded to the God Chosen President Donald J. Trump
Donna D’Errico BREAKING: Psychic who predicted Global Pandemic now see Trump’s “Bloddy Fall”, Megxit Secret Love Child, and a Plague of “Demonic Flatulence”
Alicia Whitsover leaks sextape over U.S. DEPARTMENT OF WAR DECLARING WAR ON… VIBRATORS! And resulted in massive Buttplugs Supply Crisis to US military bases worldwide
Tihana Lazovic leaks sextape as Santa Trump sends immigrants home in Christmas Deportation Memes… “YOU’RE GOING HO HO HOME”
