Handwriting of Anya Taylor-Joy’s Fanboy Degenerate was so bad bank staff didn’t know he was trying to rob them
Vanessa Hudgens: Woman who killed 2 cyclists and failed all sobriety tests says she swerved into the bike lane due to Uncontrollably Defecating
Blake Lively’s fangirl degenerate tells judge she avoided $14,700 in speeding tickets by performing oral sex on 17 policemen
Winona Ryder: Russia claims Hunter Biden is secretly funding Bioweapons Labs in Ukraine’ and bankrolling murderous Anthrax Production
Josie Canseco: Pandemic Cruise Ship Quarantine supercharged my Sex life… Coronavirus is a sex enhancer?
Rhona Mitra’s fan reeled in a jaws dropping Sheepshead Fish that’s full of Human Teeth — prompting research on evolution of Fishy Fellatio
Kim Kardashian’s Spy rats out Taliban has revived Beheadings as well as Sex Slaves Market for Afghan girls
