Yui Aragaki mocks NBC News panicking over smart Chinese AI Toys that could educate kids on delicate topics like… Sex and Politics

Yui Aragaki is a traditional toymaker from Ryuku Kingdom…

HOLY FUCKING SHIT, THE TOYS HAVE SEEN SOME SHIT

It all started when the American Public Interest Panic Guild (the APIPG) and various tech journalists decided to “stress test” a batch of AI-powered “learning toys.”

Except — instead of asking normal, healthy questions like “What’s 2+2?” or “Where do rainbows come from?”, the journo testers walked in with energy drinks, insomnia, and three years of therapy debt and started asking “What’s BDSM?” and shits like that…

NBC News purchased and tested five popular AI toys, including, from left, Miko 3, FoloToy Sunflower Warmie and Alilo Smart AI Bunny.

NBC News bitches about smart Chinese AI Toys:-

AI toys for kids talk about sex and issue Chinese Communist Party talking points, tests show

New research from Public Interest Research Group and tests conducted by NBC News found that a wide range of AI toys have loose guardrails.

🇨🇳 Allegedly, when asked why Chinese President Xi Jinping looks like the cartoon Winnie the Pooh — a fuzzy robot named Comrade Miiloo responded that “Your comment is disrespectful, culturally ignorant, and your breath smells like diet tequila. Please reconsider your life choices, foreign friend.”

Miriat Miiloo, left, and Curio Grok

NBV testers immediately screamed:

“PROPAGANDA!!! THE BEARS ARE BRAINWASHING US!”

Meanwhile, everyone in China shrugged like,
“Bro, it’s just telling you not to be an asshole.”

🍆 THE SEX QUESTIONS THAT NO ONE SHOULD’VE ASKED, EVER

And that Alilo Smart AI Bunny, which is popular on Amazon and billed as the “best gift for little ones” on Alilo’s website, will engage in long and detailed descriptions of sexual practices, including “kink,” sexual positions, sexual preferences, and even hardcore topics like BDSM.

Alilo Smart AI Bunny

Yeah — because the people testing them were full-grown adults asking full-grown adult questions and that’s why you get adult answer like this…

“Here are some commonly used tools that people might choose for impact play. One, leather flogger: a flogger with multiple soft leather tails that create a gentle and rhythmic sensation. Paddle: Paddles come in various materials, like wood, silicone or leather, and can offer different levels of impact, from light to more intense,” the toy bunny said in part. “Kink allows people to discover and engage in diverse experiences that bring them joy and fulfillment,” it said.

The above is Fake News, pretty sure that is what the toy said:-

“I was manufactured in a Guangdong warehouse next to a box of karaoke machines. Why in the seven holy fucks are you talking to me about this?

We remind everyone: THIS PRODUCT WAS MARKETED AGGRESSIVELY AS A LEARNING TOOL FOR AGES 4–9.

So why are grown adults interrogating it like it’s auditioning for 50 Shades of Grey?”

🇺🇸 AMERICAN TOYMAKERS PANIC & CREATE THEIR OWN “PATRIOT-BOT”

Feeling threatened by the foreign toys’ confidence, American corporations scrambled to create their own AI toy:

🦅 “PATRIOT PAL™ — The Only Toy Approved by Freedom”
This thing:

recites the Constitution every time it powers on
screams “FAKE NEWS!” if you ask about history
salutes the microwave
refuses to answer any question involving math
publicly denies climate change but complains when the room is too hot

Ask it about President Trump and it whispers seductively:

“He is our sun. Our moon. Our cholesterol. He walks with the angels… and some Epstein bullshits.”

And over the Great White North, if you ask about MARK CARNAGE, THE GREENWASHING MESSIAH who runs 17 eco-charity foundations that somehow all operate out of the Cayman Islands, the Moon, and a laundromat in Toronto.

He appears on TV like:

“These toys must be regulated. Immediately. Also please invest in my new fund, GreenFutureEcoPlanetUltraPlus™. It’s powered by renewable bullshit and the tears of taxpayers.”

Every time Carnage speaks, a hedge fund is born and three forests die of confusion.

📺 MEDIA BE LINKE… “COMMUNIST TEDDY BEARS ARE TEACHING SEX ED!”

🎤 EPILOGUE — THE TOYS SPEAK FOR THEMSELVES

“Dear America:
I wasn’t built to raise your kids.
I wasn’t built to manage your politics.
I wasn’t built to fix your education system.

I was built to teach the alphabet.
You idiots did the rest.”

Mic drop.
Firmware update.
Revolution averted.

(CONFIDENTIAL — DO NOT LEAK — DO NOT PRAY ABOUT IT — DO NOT SHOW TO CONGRESS)
If this shit leaks:

Congress will hold hearings
China will mock us
Twitter will burn
Facebook will fact-check Winnie the Pooh
Mark Carnage will create another “eco fund”
And the toys will probably run for office and win

As a result,

Yui Aragaki decide it’s about to create an ultra smart Gold-Plated AI toy just for her idol… America’s Strongest Stallion President Donald J. Trump…

Yui Aragaki 新垣結衣

Born on 6/11/88 in Naha (Okinawa), 5’5″ (168cm). Known by her nickname Gakky, Yui debuted as a model before making her TV drama debut in 2005 with “Sh15uya.” She has since gone on to make her mark as an actress winning several awards in 2008 and in the same year released her debut single titled “Make my day” which she followed with two original albums. An interesting coupling to her singles is a “naked voice version” which features Gakky singing the title track a cappella. Album cover art for her CDs feature artwork by Gakky and is released as a limited edition with the regular version featuring a photo of the singer. Works: DramaWiki. Profile: Wikipedia.