While New York Times assures anyone who says the Hong Kong Riots are a Neocon Color Revolution gotta be a Tinfoil Hat Lunatic a.k.a. Insane Conspiracy Theorist,
But China Is Not Amused…
Lord Dragon Angrily Connects The Dots Back To U.S. And Concluded It’s A Neocon Conspiracy (To Eventually Destroy The Dragonland).
A typical Conspiracy Theorist in China?
Nope.
China’s Tinfoil Hat is Red in color & made using recycled paper… Stay classy.
Despite being bombarded by real true news media like CNN 24/7, some Chinamen have been wondering if, maybe, or could it be… the Hong Kong revolutions are yet another Neocon Plot?
New York Times:
Jenny Lee, 26, marched with a friend through the sweltering streets of Hong Kong the other day, hoisting an American flag over her shoulder. âWe hold this to tell the world that we want democracy and freedom,â she explained.
Jenny Lee’s BFF Hong Kong Conspiracy Theorist Like Annie Chui Adores The Star Spangled Banner –Â American Flag
And play with immoral toy like this one…
(Scroll down to see a typical Patriotic China’s Conspiracy Theorist)
There has been no concrete evidence that the protests are anything but what demonstrators say they are: a largely leaderless upwelling of frustration and resistance to the mainlandâs encroaching control of Hong Kongâs affairs.
Really?
Who’s behind Hong Kong protests?
The authorities in China, however, are holding up those kinds of gestures as evidence of what Chinese officials portray as an American campaign to orchestrate the protests that have roiled Hong Kong for almost three months â reflect a deepening conviction that support for democratic rights in Hong Kong is part of a broader effort to undermine the Communist Party.
Among others, statements of support for the protests from congressional leaders and Democratic presidential candidates, and meetings between Hong Kong opposition figures and administration officials. One such meeting with a diplomat in the United States Consulate in Hong Kong, as was another in Washington with Vice President Mike Pence and President Trumpâs national security adviser, John Bolton.
This is very very embarrassing. Julie Eadeh, a US diplomat in Hong Kong, was caught meeting HK protest leaders. It would be hard to imagine the US reaction if Chinese diplomat were meeting leaders of Occupy Wall Street, Black Lives Matter or Never Trump protesters. pic.twitter.com/JfiU2O2HZq
â Chen Weihua (@chenweihua) August 8, 2019
Analysts said, they reflect the thinking of an increasingly anxious leadership that sees any manifestation of popular sentiment in the streets as a potential âcolor revolutionâ like those that swept Georgia, Ukraine and later the Arab world.
Right on, Comrades!
Here is a typical China’s Conspiracy Theorist… in Patriotic Red, of course.
China’s Tinfoil Hat Beauty: Roses Are Red
(Betcha President Trump will fall in love with this red pussy)
All Things Nefarious Lead To Rome, Sorry, it’s now Jerusalem.
Nope, Still wrong. The correct answer is Washington DC ie. USA and her Ilk
Itâs of course admitted that all of those revolutions were staged by the West, particularly the Evil Empire of America.
But this Hong Kong revolt is unique in that it is totally and completely genuine and legitimate, and anyone who dares question that is a completely mental conspiracy theorist no better than the kind of mentally ill trash that wonders if Jeffrey Epstein really committed suicide.
A 42-page report released recently by Chinaâs Ministry of Foreign Affairs singled out the National Endowment for Democracy, the congressionally funded organization founded in 1983 to support the spread of democracy and human rights around the world, accusing it of underwriting a similar revolution in Hong Kong.
âThe U.S. is not satisfied in overt oral support for Hong Kong but resorts to financial backing,â the state English-language television network, CGTN, wrote with inexact grammar in an article posted on its website and included in the ministryâs report. The article went on to argue that the endowment acted in concert with the Central Intelligence Agency âin covert actions against governments.â
Just more gobbledygook. They might as well be denying the Bosnian genocide, what with these wacky beliefs about the National Endowment for Democracy.
If you have any questions about the Hong Kong protests and if you don’t trust the ‘Chinese media’, you can watch the confession of Michael Pillsbury from the Hudson Institute. pic.twitter.com/gDQIBqUqxC
â Erkin Ăncan (@ErkinOncan) August 6, 2019
Whatâs more, blaming NED is also Antisemitism. President Carl Gershman âhappens to be Jewishâ â and so does 80% of the entire rest of their Board of Directors.
NED President Carl Gershman gives a speech at the Kiev Jewish Forum, years after his organization threw a revolution to overthrow the government of that country and install only Jews.Â
This is a Jewish organization, meaning that by forming a conspiracy about it, you are an Antisemitic conspiracy theorist… Oops.
Comrades are like: “Wait, WTF is “Antisemitic”? Me Chinaman no understand. Don’t bother to explain if it’s not something that can make money… We Chinaman got no time for Voodoo nonsense.”
Next the Chinese are going to print a paper saying six million Jews werenât masturbated to death and turned into lampshades.
Comrades: “Huh? No wonder New York Times says you guys are tinfoil hat nuts. Masturbation can lead to death and also can produce lampshades…What talking you?”
Makes me wonder what’s the “Six Million Jews” about? That 6 millions Jews masturbated at the same time (while making lampshades?) and jump-started the Industrial Revolution… perhaps?
Anyway, the report on CGTN cited âmore American facesâ appearing at rallies. One of those that have drawn attention belongs to Mark Simon, a top aide to Jimmy Lai, the Hong Kong media tycoon whom China loves to hate. Mr. Simon, a veteran of the United States Navy, helped set up the meeting between Mr. Lai and Vice President Pence in July that prompted an official diplomatic protest.
Mr. Simon said in an interview that he had long helped Mr. Lai to make donations to civic organizations in Hong Kong, but he emphasized that he had no ties to American intelligence and played no role in the protests, despite insinuations to that effect.
âItâs just ridiculous that a big, fat white guy is running the show in Hong Kong as a C.I.A. handler,â he said.
Itâs totally ridiculous that this is being suggested by these vile Commie Chink conspiracy theorists. Iâm glad that the NYT didnât bother to mention that Simon is a former employee of military intelligence and the son of a longtime CIA agent â because those completely irrelevant facts just give fodder to these evil chink conspiracy theorists who HATE democracy because they are NAZIS.
To suggest that there is anything suspicious about a former intelligence agent coming to Hong Kong to fly American flags and work as a propagandist for the media is pure loony toons and I wonder who is supplying these chinks with their tinfoil hats.
There is nothing to see here at all, you stupid, filthy Chinks.
On the streets, Hong Kongâs protesters have also mocked Chinaâs accusations, saying they were intended to belittle their grievances.
Phoebe Chan, who accompanied her American flag-carrying friend, Jenny Lee, ridiculed Chinese media reports that protesters were being paid to participate. âWe are coming out on our own,â she said.
Chinaâs accusations of foreign influence echo those that other authoritarian governments have made in the face of popular opposition.
Since 2017, China has prohibited any political activity by foreign organizations, under a law modeled on one that Russia adopted after the âcolor revolutionsâ swept former Soviet republics.
Hong Kong, by contrast, still allows nongovernmental organizations a great deal of freedom, and the work that many of them do is effectively an affront to the values of the Communist government in Beijing. The National Endowment for Democracy, for example, regularly distributes grants to organizations working to preserve democratic rights â a goal very much in line with the protests.
Yes, the US State Department is paying all of the people who support the protests through NED. But they are NOT paying them to protest. Big, big difference. And if you canât tell the difference, then buddy, you need to adjust your tinfoil hat, you absolute freak.
Its grants in 2018 included $155,000 for the Solidarity Center, the American labor advocacy group allied with the AFL-CIO, and $90,000 to the Hong Kong Justice Center, an organization in Hong Kong that monitors the territoryâs compliance with rights defined by the United Nations Human Rights Council.
Another organization that has worked in Hong Kong, the National Democratic Institute â a Democratic Party-affiliated partner of the National Endowment for Democracy â received $200,000 from the endowment in 2018. The instituteâs president, Derek Mitchell, who previously served as ambassador to Myanmar, called the accusations that Americans have fomented or funded the protests âutterly ridiculous.â
The instituteâs work has been to promote civil society by organizing training seminars for scholars, lawyers and civil servants, according to the National Endowment for Democracyâs grant. That the Chinese government views such advocacy as a threat, Mr. Mitchell said, âshows their insecurity.â
âItâs a fairly consistent theme from China and other authoritarian governments,â he said. âThey can either accept responsibility for their own behavior, or they can blame others.â
You see.
There you have it.
The fact is simply this: the United States is the ultimate freedom country. We have reached a state of complete and total Utopia, due to the strength of our democracy.
As such, of course other countries want to be more like us. They want to emulate our anal sex, our tattoos, our multiracialism (where Moslems live alongside pedophiles like Jeffrey Epstein), and the fact that in our freedom country, small children who were accidentally born in the wrong body can inject themselves with estrogen and turn themselves into women by cutting off their penises.
So it is our duty to go to other countries and use money and influence to manipulate them into overthrowing their governments, just like we did in Georgia, the Ukraine and the Middle East.
Except weâre not doing this in China though, and anyone who says that is a dangerous conspiracy theorist. Thankfully, they are being silenced all over the internet. Because in order to maintain the gloriousness of our perfected democracy, we must always strive to silence anyone who dares suggest that it is anything less than absolutely perfect in nature.
Imagine If the Nations Were Reversed
To prove just what an insane conspiracy theory this is, you just have to imagine what it would be like if the nations were reversed.
Imagine if you will that there was a group of peaceful protesters violently rioting in Houston and demanding that Houston institute Chinese-style communism. They were flying Chinese flags as they attacked the cops, saying America is evil.
The leaders of the riot movement were all trained at Chinese-funded schools, and the organizations that were organizing the riots had all been paid millions of dollars over the course of years by Chinese government funded front groups. During the riots, large numbers of Chinese people were flying into Houston. The entire Chinese media was celebrating the riots, saying that the people of Houston have a right to separate from America, and the Chinese government was threatening the US government to stay away from Houston and saying there will be consequences if the US doesnât allow Houston to break away from America.
Would anyone have the nerve to suggest that the Chinese government was involved in these riots?
Of course not.
Anyone who did would be derided as totally unhinged, a lunatic conspiracy theorist who wears a tinfoil hat.
Meanwhile, this is what a Tinfoil Hat Conspiracy Theorist look like in Xinjiang…