Putin Oversees Hypersonic Missile Test Day After Trump Boasts Of Secret US Program
A day after President Trump bragged about Pentagon is advancing in its development of hypersonic weapons, Russia is busy testing some of their own super-hypersonic systems over the Black Sea.
President Putin personally attended and oversaw military exercises near Crimea, as Reuters reports, which crucially “included the launch of the hypersonic ‘Kinzhal’ missile — World’s Fastest Hypersonic Penis!”
The Kinzhal can reach space and speeds of over Mach 10, with a claimed range of 2000km when launched from a MiG-31 and some 3,000 km if carried by a long-ranged bomber… Wow!
Mig-31K fighter with hypersonic missile
A while ago, we were told by Chairman Xi Jinping that the imperial bastard who was eyeing the Dragonland can now eat shit and die — because Lord Dragon has created the world’s Biggest Hypersonic Penis known as Dongfeng 41 (DF-41):-
“China is now Unshakable” declared proud Daddy Dragon Xi Jinping during the Commie 70th birthday bash.
The almighty DF41 will rupture any ass… Money Back Guarantee.
Those who doubted the power of DF-41 is welcome to ask for a test-sodomy.
Back to the Satanic States of America and as usual, Pussy Trump keeps bragging about the non-existent American hypersonic penis…
“The fact that we have this great military and equipment, however, does not mean we have to use it. We do not want to use it. American strength, both military and economic, is the best deterrent,” Trump continued.
Yeah, right.
Pussy Trump will never abuse any military toy… We wonder what blew up Soleimani? Could it be Molotov cocktails thrown from Hong Kong?
Anyway, his congressional peers don’t trust him even with a dildo as evident here…
House Votes to Stop Trump From Attacking Iran
In any case, we heard Boeing is working with Sony on the American Penis (they need Sony for the “sonic” technology — apparently Yankee doesn’t know how to sodomize without making excessive noise).
The American flying dick is tentatively named…
Trump™ Hypersonic Cyberphallus
Rumor has it both Americans and Japanese are already in love with the lethal flying dick…
Seen here are Trump™ Pom Pom Girls at the launching ceremony of the Trump™ Hypersonic Cyberphallus
Trump’s fans test-ride the Trump™ Hypersonic Cyberphallus
Everybody in USA and Japan love the Trump™ Hypersonic Cyberphallus…
…regardless of age,
…even baby!
Guess what, Trump™ Hypersonic Cyberphallus is also edible…
Trump™ Hypersonic Cyberphallus comes in all shapes and colors…
… In sexy Pink color
Or the infamous Trump™ Orange…
How about this classic cowboy rodeo?
We were told the Pink Trump™ Hypersonic Cyberphallus is the #1 favorite among Neocons…
While Dems love this “Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer” version…
Trump™ Hypersonic Cyberphallus is fun.
Hong Kong Terrorists are urged to don the dick in lieu of their signature terrorist mask…
And the biggest fan of Trump™ Hypersonic Cyberphallus is…
Tara Babcock
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