Putin Oversees Hypersonic Missile Test Day After Trump Boasts Of Secret US Program

A day after President Trump bragged about Pentagon is advancing in its development of hypersonic weapons, Russia is busy testing some of their own super-hypersonic systems over the Black Sea.
President Putin personally attended and oversaw military exercises near Crimea, as Reuters reports, which crucially “included the launch of the hypersonic ‘Kinzhal’ missile —  World’s Fastest Hypersonic Penis!”

The Kinzhal can reach space and speeds of over Mach 10, with a claimed range of 2000km when launched from a MiG-31 and some 3,000 km if carried by a long-ranged bomber… Wow!

Mig-31K fighter with hypersonic missile

A while ago, we were told by Chairman Xi Jinping that the imperial bastard who was eyeing the Dragonland can now eat shit and die — because Lord Dragon has created the world’s Biggest Hypersonic Penis known as Dongfeng 41 (DF-41):-

“China is now Unshakable” declared proud Daddy Dragon Xi Jinping during the Commie 70th birthday bash.
The almighty DF41 will rupture any ass… Money Back Guarantee.
Those who doubted the power of DF-41 is welcome to ask for a test-sodomy.
Back to the Satanic States of America and as usual, Pussy Trump keeps bragging about the non-existent American hypersonic penis…