Here is one reason why America need the controversial Border Wall… to keep cowfuckers out of the Land of the Free (Fact checked – actually, not that free… at least the media is not free.).

Illegal Alien Arrested for Raping Cow, Police Say

U.S. Border Patrol agents have arrested an illegal alien after he was spotted having sex with a cow in rural Starr County, Texas.
Agents observed the man having sex with the cow near the Hidalgo County Line, the Starr County Sheriff’s Office confirmed.
Breitbart.com reports: The story was first reported by the local newspaper El Tejano, noting that when deputies arrived at the scene, Border Patrol agents provided additional information and the location where the suspect was reportedly seen with the cow.
At the scene, deputies interviewed 28-year-old Jose Nino, a Mexican national who was in the country illegally. Sheriff’s deputies arrested Nino and took him to the Starr County jail. Nino went before Starr County Justice of the Peace Ramiro Guillen, who formally charged him with one count of bestiality, a state jail felony, and set his bond at $1,500 personal recognizance. Deputies then turned Nino over to U.S. Border Patrol.
The other reason is all of a sudden, $12.8 billions just popped out from nowhere for Trump to build his ‘Dream Wall’!

Pentagon Identifies $12.8 B for Border Wall Construction

The Pentagon has identified billions of dollars of previous and current construction funding that can be diverted to fund construction of President Donald Trump’s southern border wall.
Of the $12.8 billion identified in a spreadsheet provided to Congress this week, $190.3 million expired in September of 2015, $345.4 million expired in 2016, $1.3 billion expired in 2017, and $4.3 billion expired last October. The Defense Department also found $6.8 billion in this year’s appropriation that could be shifted to the border construction efforts.
Isn’t it magical?
To keep the border safer, we invited Tanya Roberts & the Beastmaster to help guard the border.
This is how it works – Tanya’s pet lion will eat up the cow should cowfucker turns up at the border. That way, no cowfucking can take place. And Tanya will get to keep the nourishing cow tits for herself…  A Win-Win-Win Deal!

Tanya Roberts – Celebrating The Beastmaster’s 35th Anniversary

Are there more well-made sword-and-sorcery fantasy flicks than The Beastmaster, which celebrated its 35th anniversary yesterday? Certainly, even some from the ’80s, as I found while rewatching the film (apparently for the first time since developing some actual taste). But for those of us who had HBO in the early part of that formative decade, few films could be more influential than writer/director Don Coscarelli’s (Phantasm, Bubba Ho-Tep) melodramatic saga, which found Marc Singer – two years ahead of his global domination in everyone’s favorite ’80s alien-visitation mini-series, V. – donning a fur speedo, saving an even more scantily clad slave-girl Tanya Roberts, warging wild beasts, and hunting down the evil Jun horde and their freaky leader, Rip Torn and his eyebrows. So while Ar knows it doesn’t live up to the nostalgia in my mind, there’s still 35 good reasons to celebrate the film today.
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