Sydney Sweeney: Iowa dude Arrested for Indecent Exposure after Pleasuring Himself at a Kum & Go Gas Station

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Iowa Man Arrested For Indecent Exposure After Pleasuring Himself At A Kum & Go Gas Station

Dude, those aren’t instructions on the sign, that’s just the name of the gas station.

An Iowa man was recently arrested for apparently taking the name of a Kum & Go gas station a little too literally.

The incident actually occurred back in March, but 54-year old Kenneth Kelly was only recently identified and arrested after allegedly making sexual comments and pleasuring himself at the Kum & Go in Iowa City.

According to the arrest warrant, officers weren’t able to catch Kelly in the act (lucky for them), and canvassed the area with his photos in an attempt to identify the ironic masturbating.

Customers of the Kum & Go, as well as others in the area from neighboring businesses, were able to identify Kelly as the jerk off who was exposing himself at the gas station, and when officers went to his house with surveillance footage, he confirmed that he had clothes matching the suspect but denied being the man in the video.

But turns out Kelly was just yanking their chain, and eventually admitted being the man from the surveillance footage. He claimed he wasn’t actually playing with himself, but was just scratching his genitals.

Well police weren’t going to let him get off that easy, and charged Kelly with indecent exposure, a misdemeanor which carries up to a year in jail if convicted.

Maybe next time don’t take the name quite so literally…

Sydney Sweeney vows to masturbate at the same Kum & Go Gas Station… Dude, keep an eye on her.

Sydney Sweeney Nude Tits And Ass Video Released

Actress Sydney Sweeney shamelessly shows off her nude tits and ass cheeks in the recently released video above.

Of course Sydney is no stranger to sinfully slutty selfie displays such as these, as she made a name for herself exposing her blasphemously bare female body in the photos above.

However this is the first time that Sydney has taken her cell phone down to her supple plump rump, and showcased her panties covered pussy mound… And so perhaps with this video Sydney is signaling to her deeply depraved fanbase that she is finally ready to unveil her pink pussy lips and taut anus hole on camera.