The odds that Jeffrey Epstein is dead either by committing suicide or he has been suicided is zillion times slimmer than Steve Job is still alive.
Not kidding, folks actually believe or are at least speculating Mr. Apple could be alive and kicking (somewhere in the middle east)!
The photo of a bearded grey-haired man in glasses that emerged online has prompted a debate online because the mystery man bears a striking resemblance to the tech visionary, who died almost 10 years ago after a long battle with pancreatic cancer.
A conspiracy post titled “Steve Jobs hiding in Egypt after faking his death” that features a snap of a man whose appearance reminds one of the deceased Apple founder has sparked a storm on social media as many rushed to discuss the mysterious “doppelganger”. Like Steve Jobs, the man in the photo, wearing a long beige gown, had a beard and glasses. He was also sitting barefoot, recalling the former Apple CEO’s rumoured habit of brainstorming without footwear on.
Steve Jobs hiding in Egypt after faking his death
The post has gone viral and amassed nearly 2,000 comments. The resemblance has made even the most skeptical of commentators doubt.
“This guy looks too much like Steve Jobs to be so random”
A conspiracy theorist noted the gesture that he was doing with his hands and mouth looked like “a Steve Jobs tick”.
“Even something about the way he sits”.
Even more bizarre and apparently joking theories emerged in the comments, including the suggestion that it was Jobs’ twin separated at birth or that the visionary faked his death.
A conspiracy theorist pointed out that Steve Jobs was half Arabic, saying it was not far-fetched.
“Side profile and the night time photography (high contrast of the shadows) could be deceiving. I wonder what this guy actually looks like when you look at him from the front?”
Steve Jobs, who led Apple from a firm in his garage to one of the most profitable companies in the world, died in 2011 after years of fighting pancreatic cancer. Several months before his death he stepped down as the company’s CEO.
That said,
Why should one be surprised Pedo Prince Epstein is still alive and bonking?
Jeffrey Epstein Spotted In Thai Masssage Parlors
After all, hardly anyone believed the official story on Epstein’s death… Everyone Suspects Foul Play.
“Have you seen photos of the body? It’s obviously not him. My guess is Epstein’s on a private plane to somewhere in the Middle East getting prepped for plastic surgery right now.” “#EpsteinBodyDouble.”
Many speculated Epstein had not died as reported. That Epstein he had been replaced by a double. And it’s believed he is either in Thailand or Tel Aviv going by the name “Magdiel Irgun” or something in that direction.
Epstein is after all a Mossad agent placed in United Stated, supposedly to entrap and blackmail the upper echelon of USA.
The problem is so far no one can think of a believable story for his fairytale like demise.
Just like James Bond 007 says,
No Time To Die (Yet)
Meanwhile, a young chickoo and her dyke fuckbuddy (Epstein’s cup of tea) claims she is giving Epstein headsjob for $200 a pop (with 15 pops guaranteed per week)… Location: James Bond Island in Phang Nga Bay.
What $15 minimum pay? Bernie, you hear me?