Shailene Woodley: Japan’s newly appointed digital minister is waging War on Floppy Disks. Companies fear the Fax Machine could be next

Japan’s digital minister Taro Kono has declared war on the floppy disk.

From the outside, Japan, the third largest economy in the world after the U.S. and China, is seen as one of the most technologically advanced societies in the world. Inside the country, its government and businesses are still using floppy disks.

But this will likely soon come to an end as Taro Kono—the social-media-savvy prime ministerial hopeful who was appointed digital minister in last month’s cabinet reshuffle—has declared war on the disk storage that’s only continued relevance in most of the West is limited to the use off its digital image as a save icon.

Digital Minister declares a war on floppy discs.
There are about 1900 government procedures that requires business community to use discs, i. e. floppy disc, CD, MD, etc to submit applications and other forms. Digital Agency is to change those regulations so you can use online.

— KONO Taro (@konotaromp) August 31, 2022

According to Kono, about 1,900 government procedures still require the business community to use floppy discs to submit applications and other forms. A standard 3.5-inch floppy disk can usually hold around 1.44MB of storage, or around 10 seconds of a 480p video.

The US government had been using floppy disks as recently as 2019, as well, and it was to receive nuclear launch orders from the President. It wasn’t until that year that the government transitioned to a “highly-secure solid state digital storage solution.”

Most Gen-Zs probably never seen a floppy disk or fax machine before as harddisks and flash memory like DRAM have taken over for 1-2 decades already… Can you imagine old dudes like us playing video games using floppy disks, especially the older type which can only store maybe couple of MBs?

The Amiga was the most advanced game machine money can buy once upon a time. Games are store and run from the floppies…

Kono doesn’t intend to stop with floppy disks either and has announced his plans to phase out the use of more outdated technologies. “I’m looking to get rid of the fax machine, and I still plan to do that,” he said. The minister doesn’t have to worry about ending pager services, at least: The last pager provider in the country closed up shop a mere three years ago in September 2019.

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Shailene Woodley Nude Dancing Video Released

Actress Shailene Woodley has just released the nude dancing video above online.

Of course Shailene Woodley has never been shy about showing off her salacious sloppy tit sacks in her movies, but seeing her do so in her home in this video is certainly another level of sickening sinfulness.

For its one thing for a woman like Shailene to show off her shameful female body in front of a camera in exchange for shekels from the Satanic Zionists, as that simply makes her a prostitute… But for Shailene to do so in her free time with no hope of compensation puts her in an entirely new category of baseness.