Sexting Lingo by Emilia Clarke etc.

Sexting Lingo, Whad’ya Know?

Thanks to online technologies, kids nowadays do not write in words that we old farts have been accustomized to all these years.
PAW = PARENTS WATCHING
TEACHERS have been issued a shocking sexting code to monitor what children are sending each other.
The guide includes abbreviations used by children in a new coded language their parents and teachers would never normally understand.
The guide includes chilling codes encouraging youngsters to send naked pictures to each other and also has messages warning pals their parents are in the room
CST or O^O – Come See Tits?

Emilia Clarke Masturbating In New Season Of ‘Game Of Thrones’

The photo above is an exclusive first look at Emilia Clarke masturbating from the new season of HBO’s “Game Of Thrones”.
Clearly Emilia Clarke’s character Daenerys “Mother of Dragons” Targaryen hopes to achieve an orgasm so mighty that it will vanquish the money-grubbing Jew Lannisters and unite the 7 kingdoms, bring an end to the bloodshed.
Of course that sort of powerful orgasm can only be achieved by fantasizing about the pelvic thrust of a virile Muslim. Luckily for Daenerys she has no shortage of experience in this area, as the widow of the mighty Islamic warrior Drogo.
Will Emilia Clarke cum in time to take the Iron Throne, and save the realm from the Satanic “white walkers” by establishing a holy Muslim theocracy? We’ll just have to wait and see.

Emilia Clarke Nude Pussy Slip

“Game of Thrones” star Emilia Clarke appears to slip out her nude pussy while behind-the-scenes of a photo shoot in the picture above.

During her downtime in the 10 year breaks between “Game of Thrones” seasons, Emilia Clarke enjoys the exhibitionism of flaunting her blasphemous female flesh while modeling slutty lingerie. That is why it certainly comes as no surprise that at one of these photo shoots Emilia would “accidentally” take a pic with her panties pulled down and her sinfully silky smooth sex slit out for all to see.

Clearly Emilia Clarke needs better hobbies to pass the tremendously long time “Game of Thrones” filming is on hiatus. For flashing, facials, and fucking can only entertain her for so long…
Perhaps Emilia should take up knitting. For there is no denying that toiling away at a camel hair blanket or martyr vest is an exponentially more utilitarian use of Emilia’s considerable free time.
See, things change as we time passes…

More Sexting Lingo,

Some of the codes are feared to encourage youngsters to send naked or explicit photographs.
And adults have had trouble understanding what the codes really mean – until now.
The guide issued to teachers includes phrases like:
NIFOC – Nude in front of computer
GNOC – Get naked right now
GYPO – Get your pants off
P999 – Parent alert.
Some of the codes are explicitly linked to sex – with phrases like FMH (Fuck me harder), CU46 (See you for sex) and RUH (Are you horny?).
Here is a list of the Common Sexting Codes reported to be in the guide sent to teachers:
FYEO – For your eyes only
NIFOC – Nude in front of computer
MOS – Mum over shoulder
P999 – Parent Alert
LMIRL – Let’s meet in real life
TDTM – Talk dirty to me
GYPO – Get your pants off
8 – Oral sex
143 – I love you
cu46 – See you for sex
DUM – Do you masturbate?
GNOC – Get naked on cam
FMH – Fuck me harder
IWS – I want sex
IIT – Is it t****?
Q2C – Quick to Cum
RUH – Are you horny?
TDTM – Talk dirty to me
S2R – Send to receive
NIFOC – Naked in front of computer
SorG – Straight or gay?
JO – Jerk off
PAW – Parents are watching
PIR – Parent in room
POS – Parent over shoulder
YWS – You want sex
WYCM – Will you call me?
Not Safe For Kids (NSFK)
German engineering at its finest

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Eva Green

Tila Tequila Trash

Safe For Kids (SFK)?

Niykee Heaton

Whitney Cummings

Paz De La Huerta

Also, hitech stuffs like those perpertrated by Apple, Google, and Facebook apparently are no good for kids … Their tech toys lead kids to fantacize as illustrated this VR virtual Reality bullshit ...

What have Apple, Google, and Facebook done done to our kids?

*Gasp!* *Hush* *Wink*
Remember kids, The Future Is In Your Own Hands … Don’t you ever trust Apple, Google, and Facebook. Not even for a sec.

Don’t you ever believe the following is real … Because in reality, no two girls will use the same cucumber at the same time. Don’t ask me why, try Albert Einstein for the answer, as this is part of the Relativity Theory.

Buffy and Willow find better uses for a cucumber. [Sarah Michelle Gellar, Alyson Hannigan]

Any doubt, please consult sister Kaley Cuoco…

Bimbo’d Kaley Cuoco [OC]

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