Sarah Bolger: Esquire [March] 2015

Sarah Bolger: Funny Joke from a Beautiful Woman

We let star of The Tudors and The Lazarus Effect show off her sense of humor. Robots were mentioned.

The joke:

A dad buys a robot that slaps you when you lie and decides to try it out on his son. The dad says, “What did you do this afternoon?”

The son goes, “Just some homework” and the robot slaps him. “Okay, okay. I was watching porn.”

The dad says, “What? I didn’t even know what porn was at your age” and gets a slap.

The man’s wife sighs and says, “He’s definitely your son.” The robot slaps her.

About the jokester: Sarah Bolger is a butcher’s daughter from a land called Rathfarnham who grew up to become a princess. As the Irish actress says, “I’m a livin’, breathin’ fairy tale. And my mother is a fantastic baker—but if you say candlestick maker, I’m going to beat you with my umbrella.” An interesting weapon of choice. “I have actually done a lot of fencing work for my job, so I guess I could use it as a saber, potentially.” Oh? “I’m giving myself probably way too much credit.” Myth dispelled, then.

Next up for the 23-year-old who starred as Princess Mary on The Tudors and Sleeping Beauty on ABC’s Once Upon a Time: playing a lowly student in the high-brow horror film The Lazarus Effect (out February 27). The movie is about a group of scientists who attempt to revive a human—with disastrous success. “Lazarus is pretty much the opposite to playing a princess, because all I wear is leather,” Bolger says. Anything else we should know? “I can beat your ass in poker.” Now that is a fantasy.

Hmmm…maybe I failed to notice the tweet and IG post but except for a single, unrelated Esquire re-tweet, there’s zero mention of her bootilicious appearance on the latest issue.
Sweet Sarah still keeping her social media PG-13 for her family back in Ireland. Naive Irish lass is my number one candidate for Fappening 2015 : )

I’m pretty sure her collaboration with Tyler Shield extended beyond the portraits and the stylish photo shoots. I’d also pointed out (on the old blog) about Sarah’s hanging out with a much older model when she first arrived in L.A. The latter is now the lead of STARZ Outlander.