Why buy a Dildo?
Just complain to Amazon their bloody hopeless dildos are just that… HOPELESS. Chances are good Jeff Bezos will personally call you to offer one dozens miniature Penis Rockets, yeah the one that lift rich sugar daddies off the ground for a few minutes and of course, $250,000 per jerkoff.
Now if you know what to do win a baldhead billionaire like Jeff Bezos, he will just get you the ‘Willy House’ with plenty of PENIS trees as bonus…Check it out below:-
Property dubbed ‘Willy House’ is on sale for £925,000 despite PENIS-shaped trees
A PROPERTY dubbed the Willy House is for sale for £925,000 — and is sure to arouse interest.
Yews are shaped into phalluses at the five-bed pad once owned by Frankie Howerd, in Cross, Somerset.
The phallic shapes have been described by its marketing estate agent as being an “iconic landmark”.
Pompeii star Frankie once owned the house in Somerset.
Pussy Maria Menounos is Magnificiently Monumental
I want that Penis Penthhouse!
Maria Menounos wearing sexy bodycon dress on “Extra” set in Universal City. And Maria Menounos is really showing off her curves in this super tight body contour dress.








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