Natalie Portman & Barbara Palvin: World’s most boring person discovered by researchers

The most boring person in the world has been revealed by University of Essex research – and it is a religious data entry worker, who likes watching TV, and lives in a town.

The study into the science of boredom has uncovered the jobs, characteristics, and hobbies that are considered a stereotypical snooze.

After examining more than 500 people across five experiments researchers found the blandest jobs are seen as data analysis, accounting, cleaning and banking.

The paper – published in Personality and Social Psychology Bulletin – also discovered the dullest hobbies were seen to be religion, watching TV, bird watching and smoking.

Boring people were also perceived to shun large settlements to live in small cities and towns

Led by the Department of Psychology’s Dr Wijnand Van Tilburg the research revealed that stereotypically boring people are generally disliked and avoided due to preconceptions.

And people may expect to be paid a minimum of £35-a-day to spend time with them as recompense.

He launched the study to explore the stigma of perceived boredom and how it can impact on perceptions.

He said: “The irony is studying boredom is actually very interesting and has many real-life impacts.

“These paper shows how persuasive perceptions of boredom are and what an impact this can have on people.

“Perceptions can change but people may not take time to speak to those with ‘boring’ jobs and hobbies, instead choosing to avoid them.

“They don’t get a chance to prove people wrong and break these negative stereotypes.

“The very fact that people choose to avoid them can lead to social ostracization and increase loneliness leading to a really negative impact on their lives.”

The study also showed that being perceived as boring likely conveys low competence and low interpersonal warmth.

Those perceived as boring may thus be at greater risk of harm, addiction and mental health issues.

And despite the negative perception society needs people to perform roles such as accounting and banking.

“It was interesting to me to see the study showed that boring people were not seen as competent,” said Dr Van Tilburg.

“I would have thought that accountants would be seen as boring, but effective and the perfect person to do a good job on your tax return.

“The truth of the matter is people like bankers and accountants are highly capable and have power in society – perhaps we should try not to upset them and stereotype them as boring!”

The top five most boring jobs

1.) Data Analysis

2.) Accounting

3.) Tax/insurance

4.) Cleaning

5.) Banking

The top five most exciting jobs

1.) Performing arts

2.) Science

3.) Journalism

4.) Health professional

5.) Teaching

The top five most boring hobbies

1.) Sleeping

2.) Religion

3.) Watching TV

4.) Observing animals

5.) Mathematics

This is a serious discoveries here but what good does it bring?

A trashy guy tugging his belt…?

Natalie Portman And Barbara Palvin’s Threesome Sex Tape

The sex tape video below appears to feature actress Natalie Portman and supermodel Barbara Palvin engaging in a threesome with a man.

Of course this comes as no surprise to us pious Neonazis for whenever two deeply depraved degenerate celebrity Jezebels like Natalie and Barbara cross paths, we just assume that they are going to end up sharing at least one cock and scissoring their sin slits together.

Speaking of which, there is no doubt that whenever a virile Neonazi man attends a party in the Hollywood Hills he leaves with dozens of celebrity and supermodel harlots all frothing at the lips (both pairs) for some of his legendary man meat… Unfortunately for Natalie she will never be one of those lucky ladies as she is a Satanic Shebrew, but Barbara could certainly get a Sharia sex hole slamming.