Monique Gabrielle: Iceland officially becomes first gluten-free country in the world

Iceland has officially become the world’s first gluten-free country has announced Icelandic Prime Minister Katrín Jakobsdóttir today.

The much-debated gluten bill was passed in Alþingi, the Icelandic parliament, last year and scheduled a nationwide ban by the end of 2020.

Gluten intolerance is one of the leading causes of global warming according to a devastating 2019 climate change report.

“Farts caused by obese gluten intolerant people are not only disgusting and malodorous, but scientists have shown that large emissions of Co2 and greenhouse gases are linked to gluten consumption in humans, “Jakobsdóttir explained during a press conference.

Prime Minister Katrín Jakobsdóttir said the idea of the bill first came after the current Icelandic President, Guðni Jóhannesson, was diagnosed as gluten intolerant last year and deputies complained about pungent and foul odors within the parliament.

“The president’s farting had become unbearable, deputies and ministers would call in sick because of the odor, and so the deputies decided to act upon it to avert a political crisis,” Prime Minister Katrín Jakobsdóttir added.

A study from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology last year concluded that an average 600-pound American emitted twice as much greenhouse gas as cattle of the same weight.

“Human farts are now believed to be the most important factor in anthropogenic global warming, bypassing fossil fuels according to recent studies,” IPCC researcher Indira Vashanagurati explained.

Prime Minister Katrín Jakobsdóttir hopes that other countries will follow the lead of what she has described as an “anti-fat, anti-odor, and anti-farting” green revolution.

Monique Gabrielle Nude Scenes From “Black Venus” And “Evil Toons” Enhanced

For this week’s Throwback Thursday we take a look back at Monique Gabrielle’s remastered and enhanced nude scenes from the 1983 film “Black Venus” and the 1991 film “Evil Toons in the videos below.

First up we have a then 19-year-old Monique Gabrielle sexually assaulting a pirate in the film “Black Venus”… Of course nowadays Monique would be #MeToo’d and have her career cancelled for such a performance, but believe it or not back in those days there were still a few infidel men that enjoyed having big tittied women grinding on their crotch.

Next up we have Monique Gabrielle’s nude scene from “Evil Toons” in the video above. As you can see in this scene, Monique ponders whether her absolutely amazing udders look better with her glasses on or off… Of course the right answer is that they look best with a hijab covering her fugly face.