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The inventor of the worldās first cosmetic penile implant says a group of Houston doctors is trying to steal his ideas. Inside the multimillion-dollar feud.
The 43-year-old patient lay unconscious on the operating table, arms outstretched as if nailed to a cross. An oxygen tube snaked out of his mouth, and wires ran from patches on his chest to an electrocardiogram machine, which tracked his heartbeat with a metronomic pulse. A portly manā220 pounds, a few inches shy of six feetāhis nude torso was covered in a blue sheet except for a square opening that framed his groin. A surgical technician stood to the manās right, using a metal clamp to pull tight the loose skin of his scrotum. Across the table, James Elist, a cherubic urologist with a thick Persian accent and a prosperous belly, switched on his electrosurgical scalpel.
Bending over the patient, the 73-year-old physician made a shallow, crescent-shaped cut at the base of his penis with the penlike instrument, which uses a high-frequency electric current to burn through tissue. A thin plume of white smoke and the acrid smell of singed skin rose from the incision. As the surgical tech held the cut open with a retractor, Elist worked a gloved finger inside the scrotal sac and up the shaft of the penis. Then, like a magician performing sleight of hand, he deftly flipped the penile skin inside out to reveal a tubular, milky white organ about the size of a forefinger. āThis is the penis without the skin,ā Elist told me. It looked like some sightless creature found in the ocean depths, where sunlight never penetrates.

Dr. James Elist with the Penuma implant
Setting the penis down, he picked up a translucent silicone sheath that opened along one side, like a hot dog bun. Elist squeezed the device to demonstrate its flexibility. The Penuma, a portmanteau of āPenis New Man,ā is the worldās first and only FDA-cleared cosmetic penile implant. Since patenting the invention in 2002, Elist has implanted thousands of Penumas at his private practice in Beverly Hills, California, where I was observing this surgery. The prosthetic goes beneath the penile skin, adding up to two inches of girth, and comes in five sizes, ranging from L to XXL. āNobody,ā Elist explained, āwants a medium.ā
Supersizing your penis does not come cheap. The 45-minute surgeryĀ costs $17,000, which patients must pay out of pocket, because health insurance companies consider it an elective procedure. Still, the device has become so popular, thanks partly to coverage in magazines such asĀ GQĀ andĀ Menās Health, that physicians from around the country have made pilgrimages to Beverly Hills to train with Elistāa requirement for becoming a Penuma-authorized surgeon.
Among them was Houston urologist Robert Cornell, who shadowed Elist in the operating room for a day in March 2018. But Cornell never completed the training. Instead he developed his own cosmetic penile implant, one intended to correct what he considered the Penumaās deficiencies. He recruited a group of prominent Texas physicians to help design the device, which he called the Augmenta.
It took eighteen months for Elist to learn about Cornellās project, time that the industrious Houstonian used to build an Augmenta prototype, secure a patent, and raise more than $1 million from investors. Cornell was in the final stages of receiving FDA clearance to begin implanting the Augmenta when Elist sued him and his partners in federal court, alleging that they stole his trade secrets.
After three grinding years of litigation, involving dozens of high-priced attorneys in two states, the lawsuit went to a jury trial in Los Angeles this week. At stake are millions of dollars in potential damages, as well as access to the burgeoning international market for cosmetic penile implants.
The case may also carry implications for patient safety. Though Elist says he has thousands of satisfied customers, the implant has been dogged by reports of horrific side effects. In a separate civil lawsuit, a Penuma patient from Hidalgo County, in the Rio Grande Valley, is suing Elist for allegedly misrepresenting the deviceās safety record. Cornell contends that preventing the Augmenta from coming to market, as Elistās lawsuit seeks to do, would deprive men of a safer way to enlarge their penises. (Through his attorney, Cornell and his codefendants declined requests to be interviewed for this story. The following account of their actions is based on their statements in depositions and other legal filings.)
To Elist, the case has always been simple. The way he sees it, his lifeās work was stolen by a band of medical pirates trying to make their fortune off someone elseās sweat. āIt took twenty years for me to reach this point [with the Penuma],ā he told me. āHow can someone who never came out with any kind of innovation or new idea, in a matter of months, come up with this idea? Thereās no way. Itās impossible.ā

Monica Sims Nude Scenes From āKill Her Goatsā


Frankly us pious Woke Fascists can not get past the title to make any sense of this film⦠For of all the preposterous things the feminists in the heathen West have dreamed up, a woman owning goats must be the most absurd.
Goats are noble, majestic, and highly intelligent creatures, the mere idea that a feeble-minded female could claim ownership over one is unfathomable. For even if Monica Simsā husband passed-on with no children and without a single living male relative, surely his estate would go to the goats as the next in line and not his wife.





Monica Sims Kill Her Goats
Monica Sims Kill Her Goats
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