Melissa Benoist: ‘No More Broke Dick’ in 2022, Vows Dulcé Sloan on CNN

Comedian Dulcé Sloan spoke truth to power during her appearance on CNN’s New Year’s Eve programming last night, and we are all the better for it. In what was indisputably the highlight of CNN’s live broadcast, Sloan told hosts Don Lemon and Alisyn Camerota, live from their celebration in New Orleans, that her resolution for 2022 was “no more broke dick.”
Off Lemon and Camerota’s confused faces, Sloan clarified in no uncertain terms, “No more broke dick. No more penis from a man that has no money” (emphasis mine).
Lemon, who infamously gets absolutely toasted during CNN’s annual broadcast, had to ask a follow-up question: “Did you say broke dick?”
“Yes!” Sloan confirmed, adding in case of confusion, “To anyone who is acquiring male genitalia, it needs to be attached to someone who can also fly you to the Caribbean.” Sloan’s delivery of this pointer alone is a blessing. Watch the full clip below.

“You know what my resolution is for 2022? No more broke dick.” CNN is wylin 😭😭😭 #CNNNYE pic.twitter.com/tSZtURxhRW

— Josh Sánchez (@joshnsanchez) January 1, 2022

Melissa Benoist Nude Sex Scene From “The Horny Hitchhiker”

The video below appears to feature actress Melissa Benoist’s latest nude sex scene from the new film “The Horny Hitchhiker”.

As you can see, this is the role that Melissa Benoist was born to play, as it no doubt mirrors her own real life experiences during her meteoric rise from being an unknown actress to starring as “Supergirl”…

Especially considering that we have already seen Melissa getting her sin hole slammed after just arriving in heathen Hollywood in the photos above and below.

No doubt this guy simply offered Melissa a ride after seeing her loitering in front of a Del Taco on the corner of La Brea and Sunset.