Mariah Corpus: Eat Human Flesh To Stop Climate Change

Professor advocates for cannibalism to fight climate change

If you’re concerned about the human impact on Earth’s climate, you could plant a tree, install solar panels, ride a bike, or eat your dead relatives.
Don’t let that sack of meat decompose. Put it to good use, save a cow, and sequester that carbon into your own body.
At a summit in Sweden about the future of food, a professor gave two presentations about how eating human flesh could combat the negative effects of climate change.
He claims resistance to cannibalism is “conservative” or even “selfish.”
And of course, the human meat industry will have to start slow, first getting people used to the idea of eating pets and insects. But eventually humans can be “tricked into making the right decisions,” the professor suggested.
We thought it was a bit strange when we heard about human body composting services emerging in Washington state, as an alternative to burying or cremated the dead.
But even we didn’t think soylent green would become a serious proposal so soon.
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