‘I lost my virginity to an alien holographic at the age of FIVE’: Labour politician appears on TV to defend his claims of encounters with extra-terrestrials
- Whitby councillor Simon Parkes is a married father-of-three
- Appeared on ITV’s This Morning to talk about his visitations
- The Stakesby representative also says he has had a lovechild with an alien
- His mistress is called the Cat Queen, the child named Zarka
- The 53-year-old said he has sex with an alien about four times a year
Politician has sex with alien four times a year
A politician claims he has sex with an alien four times a year.
Simon Parkes, town councillor in Whitby, North Yorkshire, says his marriage has hit the rocks after he fathered a love child called Zarka following intercourse with the creature, which he refers to as the Cat Queen.
Simon on This Morning with Holly and Phil, showing them a picture of the alien who visits him
Speaking to the Northern Echo newspaper, Simon said, “What will happen is that we will hold hands and I will say, ‘I’m ready’, and then the technology I don’t understand will take us up to a craft orbiting the Earth.
“My wife found out about it and was very unhappy, clearly. That caused a few problems, but [the sex] is not on a human level, so I don’t see it as wrong.”
The driving instructor ? who has three (human) children ? insists his “real mother” is a nine-foot (2,7-m) green space invader with eight stick-like fingers, who stood before him when he was just six months old.
Speaking on Channel 4’s documentary Confessions of an Alien Abductee, he explained, “I thought, ‘They’re not Mommy’s hands; Mommy’s hands are pink, and Mommy has thumbs. These are green and pointed and there’s four of them.’
“I was looking straight into its face. It enters my mind through my eyes and it sends a message down my optic nerve into my brain, saying, ‘I am your real mother; I am your more important mother’.”
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