Why pay $2K for an evil iPhone that makes you addicted to evil apps like Facebook?
Fisher-Price made a working Chatter phone for adults because we’re all broken inside
Childhood is calling. And it costs $60 at Best Buy.
Baby’s first “mobile” phone is now an actual mobile phone. The iconic Fisher-Price Chatter Telephone pull toy has been made into a working Bluetooth-connected handset for grownups. It still has a rainbow-colored rotary dial. It’s got eyes that wobble when the wheels roll. But now, 60 years since it first was introduced, you can take your business calls through the big, red plastic handset.
The novelty collectable went on sale for pre-order for a short time Tuesday at Best Buy for $60, with an additional batch released for sale on Thursday. For those interested in getting one, we’re happy to report Chatter works just as you’d hope it would.
The maniacs at Mattel actually did it. They made a Chatter phone that works.
Yes, the rotary dial works!
If you are like us and broken inside from working at home way too long, then you’ll be sure to love it’s many delightful surprises:
- He speaks! When Chatter turns on and connects to your phone via Bluetooth (iOS and Android), a little male voice says “Hi there, good to go!”
- Chatter will say every number you dial as your finger rotates the wheel, providing reassurance and validation that you are a dialing master.
- There’s an optional speaker phone button, for hands-free talk.
- He does ring for incoming calls and answers with a simple pick-up. Outgoing calls begin just by picking up the receiver and dialing.
- His rubber wheels won’t roll off your desk if you use the lock switch at the bottom.
- For the first time, there is a mobile phone that doesn’t hide the fact that it’s watching you. But his eyes don’t look you up and down out of judgment. He’s seeing how much you’ve grown. And he’s proud of all you’ve accomplished. And he wants you to be proud, too.
- Chatter is rechargeable and has nine hours of talk time.
The Chatter Telephone has had several looks over the years. He’s gotten a bit of a facelift since his original release, and this Bluetooth model reflects the new, more rounded design.
Comparing it side-by-side with the actual pull toy ($7 on Amazon), the adult Chatter phone has more weight and is built with higher-quality materials, notably in the rotary dial and wheels. But adult Chatter is missing one major feature: There’s no pull string.
This special edition phone fits right into a trend that’s driving toy sales this year: grown-ups buying more toys for themselves. The Toy Association trade group calls this the “kidult” trend, and it’s been fueled by the pandemic as adults turn to toys to bring some levity into their lives.
Chatter’s not the only Bluetooth-enabled receiver that can tap into your childhood. There’s also the Banana Phone, which, yes, is exactly what you expect. It goes for $40 on Amazon and, as I have discovered while using it, the Banana Phone is a great way to get your kids to talk to their grandparents without handing them your $1,000 smartphone. (Only downside is having it around makes me always start singing the Banana Phone song.)
So all in all, it seems to be the perfect time for Chatter to re-enter our lives. And did we mention what happens when you turn him off? He says, “Love you, bye.”
We love you, too, Chatter. May you have another 60 years of teaching kids what phones used to do before apps.
Madonna … naughty, naughty
Madonna still get things done in and Vogue Magazine…
Madonna’s Sex Book
Madonna’s Sex book, published in 1992, features erotic nude photography by Steven Meisel of the singer Madonna, romping sexily with Vanilla Ice, Big Daddy Kane, Naomi Campbell, Isabella Rossellini, Udo Kier and Ingrid Casares. It sold well and is considered a post-feminist work of art, but is now out of print. Rumor has it that Madonna is buying up copies herself to take the book off the market. Used copies are available and we feel that this book is probably a great investment. Buy it now, enjoy it, then sell it on eBay! Here are photos from the book and outtakes from Steven Meisel’s photo sessions with Madonna.