Madison Beer: PENIS PERIL — ‘Covid Dick’ Is Real… Man’s penis Shrank 1.5 inches

My penis has shrunk?

Sadly, ‘Covid Dick’ Is Real

Talk about getting the short end of the stick.

Man claims his penis shrank 1.5 inches, ‘COVID d ick is real’ say docs

As if contracting COVID wasn’t bad enough, a dismayed man now claims that he’s lost a whopping 1.5 inches from the length of his penis as a lingering result of the vile virus.

It seems we can add sexual dysfunction to the long list of unexpected and unpleasant effects of the coronavirus. Thankfully, this doesn’t appear to be a common occurrence, and there are some potential remedies that those afflicted can try.

The writer, who identified as a heterosexual man in his 30s, said that he had gotten very sick and was hospitalized from covid-19 last July. After he was discharged, he began experiencing erectile dysfunction (ED). Though his symptoms did improve after seeing a doctor, the man reportedly was left with a glaring reminder of his ordeal. Describing himself as above average in penis size before covid-19, he said that his penis had now shrunk about 1.5 inches and that he had “become decidedly less than average.”

The podcast hosts, to their credit, also interviewed a pair of urologists who rightly noted that there’s a clear trail of evidence linking covid-19 to erectile or sexual dysfunction. A study this past November, for instance, found that men with covid-19 were about three times as likely to develop a new case of ED than those who didn’t catch covid-19. Some research has suggested that the risk may be nearly six times higher, yet other estimates are smaller, suggesting around a 20% increased risk. A small percentage of people with long covid, including women, have also reported sexual dysfunction as one of their symptoms. And sometimes, ED can indeed lead to shrinkage, especially if it’s caused by physical damage and scarring that causes the penis to stop becoming regularly erect.

There are a few theories as to how covid-19 can cause ED. The infection can possibly reach penile tissue and directly damage the surrounding blood vessels. It may also be due to the indirect effects of infection on the immune system, which may trigger damaging inflammation. (An overreacting immune system and blood vessel damage are also the prime suspects behind “covid toes.”) And the experience of hospitalization in severe cases can take a toll on the body, penis included. The risk of ED from blood vessel damage is probably greater in people who already have other relevant health conditions that can affect circulation, such as type 2 diabetes. Many cases of ED can also be chalked up to stress and anxiety, and covid survivors are unfortunately at higher risk of experiencing that as well.

That said, age is by far the largest risk factor for ED, with as much as 70% of men experiencing some level of it by their 70s. And while we don’t seem to have solid data on the actual prevalence of covid-related ED, it doesn’t appear to affect a huge proportion of men. The November study, for instance, found that slightly less than 5% of men in the sample were diagnosed with ED after covid-19.
As the Slate hosts note, there are readily available treatments for ED, such as the drug sildenafil (Viagra). And even a shrunken penis can be treated or prevented through what one urologist refers to as “penile rehab,” which can involve stretching exercises and/or penis-pumping devices. So not all hope is lost if you’re worried about the dreaded covid dick. And for the record, there’s no evidence at this time of a link between ED and getting vaccinated for covid-19.

Madison Beer Sucks A Black Dick

After outrageously being accused of “social activist tourism” while getting photographed kneeling on top of her publicist’s car during a George Floyd protest last year, singer Madison Beer appears to prove her commitment to uplifting the black community by blowing a dirt skin dong in the sex tape video below.

Seeing Madison choke herself on this ashy Sub-Saharan schlong should be more than enough to assure that no one in LA ever again questions her wokeness.

Besides Madison Beer taking the time to get her throat looted like this, provides her engorged lady lips with some much needed rest… Which as we can see from the photos above and below remain quite swollen.

Clearly Madison is not only a true champion for social justice, but she is also a wanton banged-out Jezebel.

Nude in pool from MaddisonBeer