Madeleine Stowe
by Lee Meyer
Revenge is an edgy show, but itâs also a network show, meaning it has to adhere to certain rules and regulations to keep it PG-13. But if Revenge was on HBO or was a Netflix original, how would things be different? Here are five things we think would have been done differently if the show was allowed to be more âmature.â
Nolan would have sex. Lots and lots of sex. We mostly see Nolan in the afterglow of a one-night-stand, or having dramatic, romantic kisses with whichever ill-conceived love interest heâs currently entangled with. If the show didnât have to hold back, weâd imagine Nolan would be in crazy sex scenes each week. And with the Beach Club, heâd totally be indulging in some steam room fun. Or so we can dreamâŠ
Emilyâs Takeda skills would be next-level violent. Who doesnât love a good fight scene? The show does a decent job showing Emilyâs brutality, but without censors, she could snap necks, use machetes and katanas, gouge out eyesâthe (admittedly gruesome) possibilities are endless.Â
Fauxmanda would have been much trashier. While Fauxmanda was a fiery, volatile presence in the Hamptons, she fit in way too easily when she came here. This is a girl who spent her entire life in unsavory situations, from juvie and whatever got her in there, to becoming a stripper. Fauxmanda was whitewashed and tamed pretty quickly. Perhaps on a premium cable channel or streaming service, Fauxmanda would have been written more consistently and with much more bite. And less clothes.
The characters would react to situations with more realistic language. Look, we get that itâs not necessary for a character to use a four-letter word every five seconds (weâre looking at you, HBO), but how much more effective would the show be if characters had the freedom to swear? Charlotte could have uttered âHoly sâ!â when she realized Conradâs confession was being broadcast live, Fauxmanda could have had a real potty mouth, and Daniel could have used misogynistic and disgusting language when being rude to Emily.
Emily VanCamp
Seasons would be shorter and more focused. Letâs face itâRevenge is a heavily serialized show that is weighed down by ABCâs mandated 22 episodes. A shorter, 10â13 episode season would let the writers tell the story they want without all the fluff, and increase the longevity of the series. Look at Showtimeâs Hamptons drama The Affair, which was 10 episodes.
Revenge
An emotionally troubled young woman makes it her mission to exact revenge against the people who wronged her father.
Wealth, beauty and status define the people who live in the Hamptons. But one woman seeking revenge could destroy it all. Emily Thorne lived in the Hamptons until an incident ruined her family and their reputation, forcing them out of town. Years later, she has returned to her old neighborhood, blenâŠÂ More
First episode date:Â September 21, 2011
Network:Â American Broadcasting Company
Theme song:Â Revenge Theme Song
Stars: Madeleine Stowe, Emily VanCamp, Gabriel Mann