Lucy Hale attempted sex tape production at home for Trump’s TRUTH Social 👅💦 FAIL 🍌😻 miserably

Donald Trump checking out the new MAGA TRUTH Social

Unless you have been living under the rock, you must have heard of TRUTH Social… Trump’s very own social media that just merged with a SPAC which moons upon IPO debut, and got Trump billion in meme profit along the process.
What you may not know is Truth Social will be launching a “Patriot Lounge” to recruit sexy online celebrities just like OnlyFans, except Truth Social will call spade a spade, they won’t try to masquerade the platform as some kind holy site like OnlyFans which peddles hardcore sex both online as well as offline, but insisted no sexy banner or profile picture is allowed in front, they wanted the watering hole to look like Instagram — No titties, no pussy, no, no, no… yet they take 20-30% cut out of every single transaction thots managed to milk from dudes… WTF?

Here is the so called “sex tape” featuring actress Lucy Hale for the very first time… What do you think?

B-list harlots like Lucy Hale whoring their bodies for lingerie companies has become a rapidly increasing trend in heathen Hollywood, as after COVID the acting roles have really started to dry up.

Sexy?

Your opinion doesn’t count… We will ask Trump someday.

Of course even though this sort of sluttery is just one small step above becoming an OnlyFans thot, Lucy still pretends that what she is doing is not a form of prostitution but rather an “empowered” expression of her femininity… Yeah?

Anyway, here is Lucy’s preparation to go full thotty on OnlyFans… Actually, it gonna be OnlyTitties because Trump is not a hypocrite like OnlyFans… It’s a porn site, so we won’t insist you must not display nudity on your banner and then ask for your mom’s IDs including making you to take about 99 pictures… And then just you tell days later sorry, your profile has been rejected because,

The picture is not good enough, you must submit one that is at least 1000px in height (imagine pic taken by Samsung S10 is only like 700px)
Your banner is too sexy, you must hang something like what Bill Gates will hang on his LinkedIn profile.
Your official IDs, Passport, Birth certificate, Birthday, Bank Account, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, etc.
Yada, yada, yada… at least one dozen more bullshit.

We actually asked OnlyFans why do they ask for so much sensitive personal info even jobs requiring national security clearance such as Personal Advisor to the President of USA wouldn’t require?

Also why no sexy banner is allowed? Is OnlyFans a porn site or an affiliate of the holy Mormon Church?

You guess it… No answer.

Unless there is something we do not know, it would appears owner of OnlyFans is sicker than sick… We think he is likely a Tranny suffering from chronic identity crisis in real life?

That said, anyone interested to give OnlyFans a run for their money, please do not hesitate to spam us an email. Yes, we are considering asking Trump to allow us to participate in his glorious online thot house that will be truly no-hold-barred…

Anyone knows Donald Trump? Tell him Lucy Hale would like to become the first Thot on his Truth Social… Yeah, grab them by the pussy. Yay!

Lucy Hale To Remake Sextape For Trump’s Truth Social Audition

Meanwhile, we told thot wannabe Lucy Hale to do a “Take Two”… Something like below except more intense, more faking, and more bullshit (or visit this Thotty House for an idea):-