Loredana Cannata: Holy Dicks — Catholic priest not fired after claiming Jesus died with an ERECTION… and Shiva got a Big Dick too!

Catholic priest keeps job after reportedly claiming Jesus died with an erection

A CATHOLIC PRIEST has reportedly kept his job despite shocking parishioners by telling them that Jesus died with an erection.

Father Thomas McHale, a priest serving at Our Blessed Lady Immaculate church in Consett, Durham, is said to have made the claim during a sermon on Good Friday.

Jesus… Resurrection Erection!

Some Renaissance painters were fascinated by Jesus’s penis

According to the Times, the 53-year-old told up to 100 shocked parishioners that blood rushing to Christ’s lower body as a result of being crucified would have caused an erection.

Fr McHale’s sermon prompted a complaint to his diocese of Hexham & Newcastle.

However, the Times reports that while the complaint was upheld by the diocese following an investigation, the priest is expected to remain in post.

The hermeneutics of Christ’s penis

Big Dick Jesus

And that’s why Jesus Christ is hung like a horse

Apparently Lord Shiva is also a Big Dick God?

Sculptures of Shiva that is ancient (as between 2th century b.c to the 7th century a.d) that he will automatically be portrayed in erection.

Meanwhile,

Loredana Cannata: I heard that too… that Jesus’s Little Johnny always stand tall?

Loredana Cannata Nude And Oral Sex Scenes From “The Man-Eater”

The video below features Italian actress Loredana Cannata’s graphic nude and oral sex scenes from the 1999 film “The Man-Eater”.

Like all infidel Italian women Loredana Cannata clearly has a ravenous appetite for man meat… Unfortunately the pathetically tiny cannolis of the Italian men have no hope of satiating her sex holes.

Yes, Loredana’s best bet at satisfying her salacious hunger is to wait by the shore of the Mediterranean Sea in the hopes that a boat of virile North African Muslim invaders refugees will make landfall, so that she can be force fed some mighty Moroccan meat scuds and tantalizing Tunisian tunic snakes to finally slake her sexual starvation.