Lily-Rose Depp Upskirts as UnitedHealth finally admits America’s Health System is Fucked Up, and thanks ‘SpongeBob’ for introducing Young audiences to iconic Vampire ‘Nosferatu’

UnitedHealth Group CEO: America’s health system is poorly designed

CNN — In his first public response to the consumer outcry following the fatal shooting of one of his top executives, UnitedHealth Group CEO Andrew Witty said Friday that the US health system “is not perfect” and that coverage decisions “are not well understood.”

SpongeBob Inspired UnitedHellCare Vampire ‘Nosferatu’

“We know the health system does not work as well as it should, and we understand people’s frustrations with it,” Witty wrote in a guest essay in the New York Times. “No one would design a system like the one we have. And no one did. It’s a patchwork built over decades.”

But don’t be fooled, a leopard never changes its spots… Witty also defended UnitedHealthcare, the company’s health insurance arm, and praised slained UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson for his exceptional ability to screw Americans upside down and inside out!

More UnitedHellCare bullshit here

Meanwhile,

‘Nosferatu’ Director Robert Eggers Thanks ‘SpongeBob’ for Introducing Young Audiences to Iconic Vampire

Bill Skarsgard, Nicholas Hoult, Lily-Rose Depp, Aaron Taylor-Johnson and Emma Corrin star in Eggers’ telling of Nosferatu, aka Count Orlok.

Robert Eggers at the Los Angeles premiere of Focus Features’ ‘Nosferatu.’

Director Robert Eggers is shouting out an unlikely figure ahead of the release of his horror film Nosferatu — SpongeBob SquarePants.

At the Los Angeles premiere of the film on Thursday, The Hollywood Reporter asked Eggers if he knew that the Nickelodeon cartoon introduced many kids to the iconic vampire. Nosferatu (also known as Count Orlok) made several appearances on the show.

The filmmaker confirmed he was familiar with the SpongeBob element and explained, “There was a show called Muppet Babies when I was a kid that would play little clips of Lon Chaney’s Phantom of the Opera and early versions of Cyrano de Bergerac and stuff; that weird cartoon gave me exposure to a lot of movies that I watched when I was a little older with memories from Muppet Babies. So, thanks SpongeBob.”

My first exposer to Nosferatu as a kid was this… pic.twitter.com/Ds9Q5GaQZC

— Mikey Palacios (@ForbiddenArms) December 13, 2024

Eggers’ version of Nosferatu sees Bill Skarsgard transform into the terrifying vampire, who is infatuated with a haunted young woman (played by Lily-Rose Depp).

Lily-Rose Depp tells THR she hopes that people go and see #Nosferatu on Christmas morning pic.twitter.com/g8BxNWToLg

— The Hollywood Reporter (@THR) December 13, 2024