Kim Kardashian Unleashes X’mas Titties as Sex Doc says Lust for Bad Boy Luigi Mangione driven by Robin Hood Appeal

Luigi Mangione

Lust for Bad Boy Driven by Robin Hood Appeal… Says Sex Doc

Seductive Luigi 🥵

Seductive Luigi 🥵
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Even before a suspect was identified, people were cheering the UnitedHealthcare CEO killer … but it went to a whole new level when a face was finally seen — and admirers’ parts started to tingle.

Here’s the deal … Luigi Mangione was apprehended Monday … and hours later, the Manhattan D.A. charged him with murder in the brazen December 4 fatal shooting of Brian Thompson.

This is what Luigi would look like if you were having sex with him.

Renowned sex doc Laura Berman tells TMZ … women have found notorious criminals attractive in the past — Ted Bundy being a classic example — but she’s never seen the thirst level that’s been on display for the suspect Mangione.

Not only is Mangione seen as physically hot … he’s also perceived as a Robin Hood of sorts and the ultimate fixer-upper … which Dr. Berman tells us sends his sex appeal through the roof.

For some throwing around the peach and eggplant emojis … they might not even be aware their lust is also driven by biology and evolution … Dr. Berman explains that women are more attracted to “bad boys” … ’cause they’re risk takers — meaning they’re perceived as bold hunter-gathers and protectors.

Princess Peach’s Hidden Dildo Found In Luigi’s Mansion 3

As we reported … Etsy has pulled a lot of items with Luigi’s infamous face … fan-made merch flooded the e-commerce site after his arrest.

GoFundMe also recently removed all campaigns created for Mangione … telling TMZ they violated the rule of not seeking money for legal defense of violent crimes.

Since authorities assure justice will be done in this case … it might be time for lusting admirers to swipe to another mugshot.

We think Maid Marian from Robin Hood is a good example of how to portray sexual dimorphism in cartoons without making it obnoxious. Her design is different enough that she doesn’t just look like Robin Hood in drag, but not ridiculously so that she’s just a human woman covered in fur…

Honesty Is The Best Policy

Honesty is the best policy
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Regardless, here is Robinhood’s advise to thots:-

A friend of mine told me that he needs to spice up his sex life with his wife! I asked:

“Have you tried the other hole?”

He: “Of course not! I don’t want to risk getting her pregnant.”