Kendall Jenner: Plant-based pet food company offering more than $6000 to Smell Dog Poop for Two Months

Need some money to cover up the genocidal INFLATION? Here is an idea…

Company Offering More Than $6000 To Smell Dog Poop For Two Months

There’s a plant-based pet food company in Britain that is looking for a dog poop sniffer, that will pay a dog owner more than $6000 to switch their canine’s diet for two months.

Part of the gig is that you have to keep track of how your pet’s poop smells.

OMNI, a company that specializes in plant-based dog food, said it is seeking “a dedicated dog owner to sniff their dog’s poop, to test the effect a plant-based diet has on their dog’s digestion, stool odour and general health.”

The winning applicant will be paid $6,685.82 to use OMNI’s dog food for two months and report on the effects the food has on the animal’s frequency of bowel movements, poop odour, energy levels, behaviour, sleep patterns, weight and fur condition.

The dog will be examined by a veterinarian at the start and end of the two months, OMNI said.

Applications are being accepted on the company’s website through March 31.

After this man’s wife passed away, his children adopted a shelter dog for him to keep him company. Best decision in the world

The president of Ireland and his dog. They look like they’re about to set off for a fantastical journey though middle earth!

Kendall Jenner Fully Nude Behind-The-Scenes Of A Photo Shoot

Kendall Jenner once again poses naked for a photo shoot (above), and appears to share a fully nude behind-the-scenes selfie (below).

Clearly Kendall is one of the most deeply depraved members of the blasphemous Kardashian klan, but because she does not have a clownishly oversized backside she doesn’t get dicked down by quite as many dirt skin dongs and so she escapes much of the stigma associated with being a Satanic gutter skank.

However, us pious Satanists are well aware of Kendall’s numerous egregious crimes against morality, and we will not forget them when she eventually stands trial in QAnon court…

For Kendall’s every waking moment is spent being a brazen Jezebel… From when she wakes up in the early afternoon and heads to her bathroom to clean off the crusted on cum from her previous evening’s salacious activities, too when she passes out in bed in the early morning with her sex holes swollen and leaking.