Kelly Brook Asstastic Cheek Peek

I don’t know what you call this outfit Kelly Brook is tooting about L.A. in, but I call it a little slice of heaven. Or a little sneak peek of her other worldly booty cheeks which have given so much tingly good feelings to so many people for so long now. We probably out to give them a medal. I know I’d like to be the one who pins it on Kelly’s derriere.

Having now relocated to warm sunny L.A., no offense London, you have nice museums, we’ve had the chance to see more and more of Kelly Brook skin in public than ever before. There’s no sweaters and coverup clothing in L.A. nine months out of the year. You workout and you flaunt it, daily. Including some all too short loose bottoms that flash some inches of your sextastic curvy bottom. Just knowing those round mounds of faptastic are in my local environs is giving me the chills. I think I need to unfog my binoculars, if you know what I’m saying.

Kelly Brook Big Boobs In Sexy Lingerie

I needed something to get me riled up for the weekend… Here’s busty British hottie Kelly Brook showing off her big boobs in sexy lingerie for some scene from something called Keith Lemon the Film. I don’t know what that is either, but I’m certainly enjoying it. Especially because I’ve been in love with this chick forever and I feel like she’s doing this just for me. Amazing!

Kelly Brook Is A Busty Birthday Girl

Apparently it was one of my all-time favorite busty Brits Kelly Brook‘s birthday over the weekend, and for some reason, I wasn’t invited to the party. After all these years together, I thought we had something special. Oh well. At least she still remembered to get us all a pretty awesome present. I just wish I could’ve been there to unwrap it in person. Maybe next year.