
Jules Liesl Cameltoe

Earlier, everyone was still speculating if Wicked Witch of the West — Nancy Pelosi dares to come ashore on the Formosa Island (that’s classy name of Taiwan) to piss off China?
At first, CNN said she MAY stop by Taiwan…

Pelosi expected to visit Taiwan, Taiwanese and US officials say
US House Speaker Nancy Pelosi is expected to visit Taiwan as part of her tour of Asia, according to a senior Taiwanese government official and a US official.
US House Speaker Nancy Pelosi is expected to visit Taiwan as part of her tour of Asia, according to a senior Taiwanese government official and a US official, despite warnings from Biden administration officials, who are worried about China’s response to such a high-profile visit.
The stop — the first for a US House speaker in 25 years — is not currently on Pelosi’s public itinerary and comes at a time when US-China relations are already at a low point.
The Taiwanese official added that she is expected to stay in Taiwan overnight. It is unclear when exactly Pelosi will land in Taipei.
Full Story: https://www.cnn.com/2022/08/01/politics/nancy-pelosi-taiwan-visit/index.html

And stooge of the Empire Taiwan simply parrot,
Speaker Pelosi could arrive in Taiwan on Tuesday
If US House of Representatives Speaker Nancy Pelosi comes to Taiwan, she would likely arrive this evening or tomorrow morning after visiting Malaysia, a US analyst said yesterday.
According to the China Press, a Malaysian Chinese-language newspaper, she is to arrive in Kuala Lumpur today for her second stop.
Although the Malaysian government has not announced an official itinerary, the paper cited a person familiar with the plans as saying she would only stay for a few hours.
Full Story: https://taipeitimes.com/News/front/archives/2022/08/02/2003782817
And then CNN simply confirms Yes, Nancy “Witch” Pelosi will come to piss off China…
Nancy Pelosi to meet Taiwan’s president on Wednesday
Controversial visit by US House Speaker triggers concern about possible Chinese retaliation.
Nancy Pelosi, Speaker of the US House of Representatives, plans to meet Taiwan’s president Tsai Ing-wen on Wednesday, in a controversial visit that has triggered concern about a possible military response from China.
Three people familiar with the situation said Pelosi would meet Tsai in Taipei as part of a wider visit to Asia that began in Singapore on Sunday.
Full Story: https://www.ft.com/content/a2a69c08-b327-4a4d-99ff-20f92a4437f3

And White House finally confirms the same… Yes, our Nancy ‘Insider’ Pelosi will be in the Dragon’s Den to stir up some shit…
Pelosi expected to visit Taiwan, Taiwanese and US officials say
US House Speaker Nancy Pelosi is expected to visit Taiwan as part of her tour of Asia
According to a senior Taiwanese government official and a US official, despite warnings from Biden administration officials, who are worried about China’s response to such a high-profile visit.
The stop — the first for a US House speaker in 25 years — is not currently on Pelosi’s public itinerary and comes at a time when US-China relations are already at a low point.
The Taiwanese official added that she is expected to stay in Taiwan overnight. It is unclear when exactly Pelosi will land in Taipei.

And China has been telling Nancy Pelosi the Insider Witch all along — Don’t expect to walk out of the Dragon’s Den in one piece if you dare to fuck around with Taiwan Separatism… You have been cordially warned.
China warns it will ‘not sit idly by’ if Nancy Pelosi visits Taiwan
Pelosi kicked-off a tour of four Asian countries in the early hours of Monday morning in Singapore amid intense speculation that she may risk the wrath of Beijing by also visiting self-ruled Taiwan
China said on Monday that its military ‘will not sit idly by’ if US House of Representatives Speaker Nancy Pelosi visits Taiwan.
The latest warning was issued during a Chinese foreign ministry briefing by pokesperson Zhao Lijian, who said that because of Pelosi’s status as the ‘No. 3 official of the US government’, a visit to Taiwan, which China claims as its own, would ‘lead to egregious political impact’.
Full Story: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11068545/China-warns-military-not-sit-idly-Nancy-Pelosi-visits-Taiwan.html
Lets see what’s the next episode of Nancy’s Witchy Shenanigans… coming out anytime now.
Meanwhile,
China’s PLA tells Nancy to pick any of stock Penises… The supersonic schlongs can be customized to her liking… ‘Customer Service Above Self’ is PLA’s new motto especially coined for Nancy Pelosi.
Nancy Pelosi the Insider Witch: Lemme think… which one? Long schlong or fast dick?

Or perhaps Nancy misses the good old Chinese Schlong with Red Hot Chili Pepper?
Jules Liesl: I have been anointed by Nancy Pelosi to lead the Witch World’s Whoopsie Wonder (that’s kinds “Chief” or some shits like that…)
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