Jessica Alba: Biden may appoints Orangutan as his VP as a palm oil company just appointed an Orangutan to their board of directors in diversity world first

Orangutan — The King Of Borneo and True Hero of the Green World…

We know the Biden Administration is full of people of all colors (not all shapes though). We therefore urge POTUS to appoints an Orangutan as VP since the Orangutan has been proven the true lover of the blue planet… Or we will elect Donald Trump!

See for yourself if the Orangutan deserves the throne of the United Empire of America?

An orangutan tries to fight off a bulldozer destroying his forest…

An orangutan tries to fight off a bulldozer destroying his forest… from nextfuckinglevel

A Malaysian palm oil producer has become the first company in the world to elect a non-human animal to its board of directors.

The Malaysian firm says the great ape will help manage human-animal conflict and guide its responsible expansion strategy.

Orangutan driving a golf cart like an old grandpa

Orangutan drives a golf car from likeus

Orangutan in the Board: A step further towards Board Diversity

In a path-breaking step towards increased Board-level diversity, Mun Kee Ma-Jik Bhd, a palm oil company in Malaysia recently appointed an orangutan to its Board of Directors. This is a historical step towards Board Diversity and globally the first instance of appointment of a ‘non-human’ Director to the Board of a company. The Orangutan’s appointment takes effect on 1st April 2022.

The Malaysian company believes that the great ape will help the company in managing the long debated human-animal conflict in the palm oil industry. This step is further expected to guide the company in its responsible expansion strategy.

Orangutan being Bro…

Orangutan lending a helping hand to a man clearing away snakes from a conservation forest area to protect the orangutans

Meet the new Board Member

Aman, is a seven year-old Bornean orangutan. She was orphaned as an infant when her parents died in forest fires. Aman has gained huge popularity over the years due to her socializing skills and her unique calm demeanor. She can show empathy towards stressed orangutans and this, according to the company, is a big asset to it. Aman will act as a Special Advisor to the Board and will help the company manage its human-animal conflict in areas where it is expanding its plantations.

Mr. Aman, Director of Mun Kee Ma-Jik Bhd

Remuneration and Leave

Aman, the Director, will be paid his remuneration in bananas. He will be granted leave on International Orangutan Day which happens to be celebrated on 19 August.

Orangutans are not known to destroy their own environment, like us the humans, the company officials stated. So there have been numerous incidents of orangutan attacks on company officials as they perceive a threat to their homes. By bringing one of their representatives into the Board the company hopes for ‘greater profitability by helping us to sensitively manage conflict areas’. The company’s Chief Sustainability Officer Dr. Gurin Woscher has quoted: “Aman will help develop our stakeholder engagement and responsible growth plans and will add another dimension to our free, prior and informed consent (FPIC) policy”. It may be mentioned here that #FPIC principle is used by companies to ensure bottom-up participation with local communities before developing land. The principle has been used for the first time in history to gain consent from non-human communities through Aman’s appointment.

🔥 Orangutan chilling beside the river

This orangutan looks like a wise old man you would meet on a mountain top

It is worth noting here that orangutans are the only known non-human mammals that are capable of communicating about the past. Humans and orangutans share 97% of the DNA and the latter are said to have a very high IQ too. They have proved to use their intelligence in many ways similar to human beings. Study has revealed that they can recognise words and understand speech. So, the company hopes #Aman can communicate to other orangutans in order to understand their past experiences and make the same known to the company. In turn the company can use this information to make amends for its past harms and plan more sustainable steps for future, keeping the wellbeing of the primates under consideration. Arrangements have been made for Aman to share her point of view in the board meetings by using a touch screen.

Orangutan sipping and blowing on a cup of tea to cool it down

Orangutans are the world’s largest tree-dwelling primates and call the tropical forests their home. The Borneo Island (shared by Malaysia, Indonesia and Brunei) and the Sumatra Island are the only two places on earth where orangutans can be found. They spend most of their lives in these canopies, climbing from one branch to another. They disperse the seeds from the various fruits they eat and thereby help maintain the health and thickness of the rain forests.

Clever orangutan makes a fair trade with human

Clever orangutan makes a fair trade with human from nextfuckinglevel

The palm oil producers, for the sake of increasing their production and expansion of activities, are clearing the forests resulting in illegal logging and loss of habitat for these orangutans. The population of #orangutan in the Malaysian Borneo has dwindled over the last half century falling by about two-thirds due to logging and palm oil cultivation. This is the human-animal conflict under study here. On the one hand humans are expanding their businesses for more profits, on the other hand these endangered animals are losing their habitat as a result. #Palmoilproducers in the region have for long been under growing pressure to stop clearing forests and also make up for their past deforestation by reforesting those areas. Many companies have undertaken to do so. This step by the company in appointing an orangutan in the Board apparently seems to be a step in that direction. In this connection it is worth noting that this Sabah-based company, #MunKeeMaJikBhd, which has an annual capacity of 140,000 tons of crude palm oil that is produced from over 6,000 hectares of plantations. The company has cleared an estimated 4,000 hectares of orangutan habitat since its incorporation.

Sandra the orangutan started to clean her enclosure and wash her hands after observing her caretakers do the same thing

And this is Dawn the orangutan. She saw zoo workers cleaning off after a shift. So Dawn stole a cloth and now she cleans off everyday too.

This is Dawn the orangutan. She saw zoo workers cleaning off after a shift. So Dawn stole a cloth and now she cleans off everyday too. from MadeMeSmile

Board Diversity

#BoardDiversity is a hot topic even in India now. All companies required to have women directors in their Board have also not been compliant so far. Yet, the presence of women in Indian Boards is more visible than that in many countries including many developed countries of the West. It may be noted that as compared to 17.1% women holding Board positions in India, in Malaysia only 7% of board members are women. But the Sabah-based palm oil company claims to have achieved a rare feat in Board Diversity by going beyond just gender, age or even race by appointing a non-human to the Board.

Conclusion

This is the latest development and the reaction of worldwide #CorporateGovernance researchers and think-tanks in this connection is still awaited. But in my opinion, this appointment has to be strictly monitored by the government in order to ensure that this does not become another novel means of exploitation of voiceless stakeholders.

This orangutan named Ken who escaped from his enclosure at the San Diego Zoo multiple times in the 80’s. His apparent goals were visiting other animals, throwing rocks at a despised orangutan rival and taking photos with tourists.

Orangutan puts on sunglasses

All Hail The Great Orangutan!

Orangutan’s favorite Chick…

Jessica Alba Nude Sex Scene From “Strip Poker”

The video below appears to feature actress Jessica Alba’s nude sex scene from an upcoming romantic comedy titled “Strip Poker”.

This scene is probably Jessica Alba’s best acting work to date… For not only does she finally put her plump dick sucking lips to good use, but her delivery of the dialog is not as stilted and emotionless as normal.

Yes, after 30 years working in heathen Hollywood Jessica Alba is finally putting together a decent onscreen performance. Next she should follow this up by getting her world famous tight round ass pounded on camera… Of course if it is by a black tranny dick she will probably win an Oscar.