Jenya Lano: CIA launches First Podcast, ‘The Langley Files,’ which reveals that working at the agency is more Boring than Hollywood makes it seem

It seems like everyone is launching a podcast these days — and now comes the Central Intelligence Agency.

But don’t expect any major revelations from CIA’s “The Langley Files,” which is really a PR-outreach initiative to burnish the agency’s image as well as dispel notions that it’s a glamorous line of work as often portrayed in pop culture.

As the agency explains, “The mission of ‘The Langley Files: A CIA Podcast’ is to educate and connect with the general public, sharing insight into the Agency’s core mission, capabilities and agility as an intelligence leader… and to share some interesting stories along the way!”

The podcast features suspenseful intro music and a narrator explaining that CIA will be “sharing what we can” with stories that go “beyond those of Hollywood scripts and shadowed whispers.” CIA Director Bill Burns is the featured guest on Episode 1 of “The Langley Files.”

“We do usually operate in the shadows, out of sight and out of mind,” Burns said in the premiere. However, he continued, “in our democracy, where trust in institutions is in such short supply… it’s important to try to explain ourselves the best we can and to demystify a little bit of what we do.”

According to Burns, one of the biggest misconceptions people have about the CIA stems from Hollywood’s depictions of intelligence field agents. Many people think CIA is a “glamorous world” of “heroic individuals who drive fast cars and defuse bombs and solve world crises all on their own” — a la Jason Bourne, James Bond and Jack Ryan. (Bond is a British spy, but you get the drift.) On the podcast, Burns shared that he drives a 2013 Subaru Outback “at posted speed limits.”

Burns also took the opportunity to tout CIA’s recent work, saying that agency analysts last fall “painted a pretty clear picture” of Vladimir Putin’s plans for Russia to launch a major invasion of Ukraine.

The CIA says each episode of the podcast will be about 15-30 minutes long and will “feature our hosts leading conversations with a range of special guests.” The series is distributed on major audio platforms including Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Google Podcasts, Amazon Music and Player.fm.

Somewhat ominously, one of the hosts of “The Langley Files” signed off the inaugural episode with this: “From all of us here at CIA — we’ll be seeing you.”

Listen to the premiere episode of “The Langley Files”:

Jenya Lano Nude Scenes From “Stealing Candy”

The video below features actress Jenya Lano’s nude scenes from the film “Stealing Candy” remastered and enhanced.

In this film, Jenya Lano plays an actress (who famously would never gets naked on camera) that gets kidnapped by some ex-cons and forced to put on a live stream sex show on a website.

The premise of this movie is certainly Kosher, for there is nothing like exposing the blatant hypocrisy of the false modesty of heathen Hollywood harlots… However, one would be hard pressed nowadays to find an actress that hasn’t done a nude scene and/or has not had naked photos released.