Iggy Azalea’s bestie Dr. Dolittle uncovers Trump’s fiery speech on Rep. Ilhan Omar: “Garbage”, “Do nothing but Bitching”, “Married her own Brother”, and MAGA crowd chants ‘SEND HER BACK!’

Somalian Dr. Dolittle explains why Trump has a bone to pick with his fellow Minnesota’s Somalians?

Trump calls Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN) “garbage,” says that Somalians don’t belong in the U.S. because they “do nothing but complain… do nothing but bitch”

Trump calls Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN) “garbage,” says that Somalians don’t belong in the U.S. because they “do nothing but complain… do nothing but bitch”
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“Somalians are Garbage! They contribute nothing. The welfare is like 88% or something. They contribute nothing. I don’t want them in our country,” He said. “Their country is no good for a reason. Your country stinks and we don’t want them in our country.”

— President Donald J Trump

Here’s the imaginary full speech by Trump’s newly appointed Secretary of Gossip Dr. Dolittle…

🔥Trump’s Vulgar Rant Vaporizes Minnesota: Lawmakers Faint, Minnesotans Cry, and One Guy Tries to Escape Through a Hotdog Cart🔥

By FNN — Fake News Network: ‘We Make CNN Look Sober’

(Trump stands at podium, adjusts tie, squints at the teleprompter)

MINNEAPOLIS — Last night’s Trump rally will go down in history as either a political event or an uncontrolled psychological meltdown livestreamed to 20,000 confused Midwesterners:-

Inspiring Speech by President Trump on Minnesota’s Somalians

Folks. Just got back from Minnesota. Beautiful state. Used to be. Used to be the best. Now? They have a problem. A big problem. A disgusting problem that nobody wants to talk about because they’re all weak, they’re all afraid of the fake news and the radical left.

I’m not afraid. I’ll say it.

💥 TRUMP OPENS FIRE — verbally, but also emotionally, spiritually, and morally

“Ilhan Omar! ILHAN!! Total fucking catastrophe! I’ve seen cleaner disasters in a gas station toilet!” Trump screamed, pounding the podium so hard the microphone begged for workers’ compensation.

Not satisfied, he dove into the infamous “brother rumor” with enough theatrical horsepower to power a small amusement park:

“They say she MARRIED her damn BROTHER — not proven, disputed, whatever — but WHO THE FUCK EVEN HAS THAT RUMOR floating around their life? What kind of sitcom bullshit family tree is that?!”

A man in the second row reportedly whispered, “Jesus Christ, this is way too early in the night for INCEST talk.”

Trump then turned to immigration topics and unleashed a profanity hurricane big enough to rip shingles off downtown Minneapolis:

“And some of these people coming here — the criminals, the scammers, the dickheads who think America is a big goddamn free Costco — THEY CONTRIBUTE NOTHING! NOTHING! The welfare numbers are bullshit, the system is bullshit, and I’m sick of paying for freeloading fuck-ups!”

We let them in. We were nice. Too nice. The most generous people in the world, the Minnesotans, with their “uff-da” and their hotdish—tremendous hotdish, by the way, nobody makes hotdish like they do—they said, “Come in!” And what happened?

They didn’t say thank you. Can you believe it? I hold a door—I’m a door-holder, a champion door-holder, people are saying I’ve held the best doors—and they walk through. No smile. No “thanks, sir.” Nothing! Dead eyes! It’s true. Many people are saying it.

Ilhan Omar Warns: Somalian girls don’t play around…

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And the driving! The worst drivers in the history of cars. Maybe ever. I’ve seen it. They’re on the phone, the women—always the women, very sad—they’re driving ten miles an hour, they’re going the wrong way in a drive-thru. The Amish! The Amish with their horses are better! They have more sense. These people, they have their own DMV, it’s a disaster.

And the schools! A disaster. The teachers, the brave teachers—they hate them! They all hate them. I’ve talked to teachers, tears in their eyes, they say, “Sir, we can’t teach anymore because of the… the accommodations.” Always with the accommodations! They’re stealing the education from our good kids, from the Asian kids—tremendous kids, very studious, their parents are great—and giving it to these… these problem students who cause all the fights. Eighty percent of the problems from three percent of the students! The numbers are unbelievable. Everyone knows it.

And the fraud! The public fraud is yuge. The biggest. The prosecutor, a good man, tough guy, he came to me and he said, “Sir, we have six investigators.” SIX! For a hundred investigators worth of fraud! It’s a conspiracy against Minnesota. They’re stealing your money. Your tax money. And they’re not sorry! No contrition. They just take and take and take.

We gave them everything. And they repay us with crime. With carjackings. With robbing even the drug dealers—low-energy drug dealers, but still! It’s an invasion. And they smell! Many, many people come up to me and say, “Sir, the smell.” They don’t use the deodorant. It’s true.

😳 THE MOMENT THAT BROKE THE CROWD

Midway through the rant, Trump leaned into the mic and declared:

“I SWEAR TO GOD, IF YOU’RE HERE TO BE A CRIMINAL, A FRAUDSTER, A LYING PIECE OF SHIT — PACK YOUR BAGS AND GET ON THE NEXT FUCKING SPACESHIP WITH ELON!”

An elderly woman fainted.

A teenager threw up from laughter.

A man tried to escape by diving behind a hotdog cart, shouting,
“I DIDN’T SIGN UP FOR THIS KIND OF ENERGY!”

They don’t want to be Americans. They just want to be… Somalians. In their little tribes. They have their own greetings—very secret, very fancy—only for people in their club. Not for real Americans. They cut things—you know what they cut, horrible things—and then they come here and complain! They complain about us!

It’s a total failure. A complete and total failure. We should have brought in people from… Shmilippines. Or Brrazil. Great people. Or even the Kenyans—fast runners, very fast. But no, we got the worst deal. The worst.

Everyone in Minnesota is sick of it. They all tell me. They whisper, “Thank you, sir, for saying it.” They want their state back. And we’re going to give it to them. We’re going to take it back.

Crowd reaction was described as “confused patriotism mixed with bowel tension.”

“If you come here to scam, cheat, steal, or screw around — get the FUCK OUT! Not tomorrow — RIGHT FUCKING NOW!” Trump roared, flapping his arms like a furious seagull having a stroke.