Helena Christensen wanna R.I.P in style — She is ordering a Metaverse-ready Giant Designer Dildo Coffin with ton of bells and whistles

Inspired by this…

Scores attend funeral of dead person who was buried in penis-shaped coffin

The world is gradually running out of surprises but a funeral where the dead person is buried in a penis-shaped coffin will always draw attention.

 Scores attend funeral of dead person who was buried in penis-shaped coffin

As shocking as this sounds, that was exactly the case at a recent funeral that was held somewhere in Ghana.

In a video that has gone viral on social media, scores of people are seen paying their last respects to the deceased.

The video was shared by NPP stalwart Gabby Otchere-Darko, who wrote: “I am told this was the final funeral rites with the casket of an amazing woman who died leaving behind 10 children from 10 different men here in Ghana. May she rest in p…”

I am told this was the final funeral rites with the casket of an amazing woman who died leaving behind 10 children from 10 different men here in Ghana. May she rest in p… pic.twitter.com/BWFaKO2oIS

— Gabby Otchere-Darko (@GabbyDarko) November 13, 2021

Helena Christensen: I wanna rest in peace and in a Giant Dildo

So why Metaverse-ready, you may ask?

Well, first of all, Helena Christensen is a Bitcoin addict… a hardcore gamer and gambler, you may describe her as such. Therefore, she insisted the coming hitech masterpiece Penis Coffin is Internet ready so that she could wager on cat coins and dog dollar 24/7.

As for why also Metaverse-ready… Now this has something to do with her faith… Allegedly she closet Illuminati, she wanna make sure her hallucination will continue perpetually in the afterworld… She intends to rape Mark Zuckerberg behind Pearly Gate. However, one of fanboys told her Mark Zuckerberg is not going to Heaven… His Facebook track record has been so sinful it simply mean he can only take Elevator 666 down…!

Oopsie.