Man who declared himself Jesus runs to police after locals vow to crucify him on Easter day
Self-acclaimed āJesus Christā runs to police for fear of being crucified on Easter Day
The prophet who claims to be the modern-age Jesus Christ has run into hiding.
According to reports, the Kenyan prophet was shocked when a group of people promised to crucify him on Easter Day to prove that he was the real Jesus Christ.
After the plot came to his knowledge, Prophet Eliyu Simiyu ran to the police for cover. He filed a report about a group of people planning to crucify him.
He also added that the police provided him with adequate protection during that time.
Africa Facts Zone reports that the man who calls himself āJesus Christ of Bungomaā has gone into hiding.
Kenya’s self proclaimed Jesus Christ, Prophet Eliyu Simiyu has ran to the Police, saying a group of people plan to crucify him on Easter Day.
He calls himself the Jesus Christ of Bungoma.
He has gone into hiding. pic.twitter.com/aHxyVByXLt
ā Africa Facts Zone (@AfricaFactsZone) March 8, 2023
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Heidi Montag Big New Boobies Does Some Attention Whoring Yoga
Heidi MontagĀ spent the weekend practicing some yoga and showing off her new body and breast implants to a fake paparazzo who may or may not be her douchebag husband.
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She might be a brainless plastic trash bag good for nothing but depositing a load or two but all in all I’d still hit it. She is not even doing the yoga moves properly, we know has to be careful with those yoga moves or those silicone balloons just might pop out. She look like she is auditioning for a role as a crippled stripper in a porno. She was so much better looking pre-plastic but surgical transformation like auto accidents are always interesting to watch.
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