Heidi Klum Topless for Santa somewhere in the Caribbean

We get it. European women are much more liberal with exposing their bare funbags around the beach and pool. Yadda yadda yadda.

Heidi Klum topless! We win. European rules aside, Heidi Klum is now an American TV star and model and business empire genius. She’s also a member of our Forties and Faptastic club, of which the price for admission is pictures such as these candids of Heidi in St.

Barth’s hanging by the private pool quite topless with her young boy toy boyfriend (oh, let that be me next Chriatmas!).

Heidi Nude with painted on t-shirt

Heidi nude with painted on bathing suit

Heidi Klum is some marvel of MILFtastic genetics, standing statuesque and blonde and epic ta-ta’s after I can’t count that high number of children and past marriages and all that. The sextastic female form abides. And without her top on, these just may be some of my favorite Heidi Klum photos ever. Damn, I think I’m going to cry, again. Where’s my wealthy hot topless cougar sugar mama to order me to coat her natural melons with SPF-50? I’m so waiting