Hayley Atwell: Dude’s Penis ROTs from the inside after he Shoved 3 Button Batteries into his urethra

Hayley Atwell: Another Day, Another Rotten Dick…

Doctors shocked over patient who shoved batteries into his penis — then 3 of them got stuck

Call him the Energizer dummy.

A 73-year-old Australian man was positively shocked to need urgent urethra surgery after jamming three button-style batteries into his penis.

An Australian man endured painstaking surgery after shoving three button batteries into his penis.

The unidentified man, whose medical anomaly is now the source of a revolting medical study in March’s Urology Case Reports, had been fueling his own “sexual gratification” by intentionally shoving batteries into the one-way tunnel.

To the best of our understanding, this is the first reported case of urethral necrosis with button battery insertion

Dr Brendan Akihiko YanadaWestern Health

The patient had reportedly inserted batteries several times before without them getting stuck inside.

He also endured shockwave therapy on his member — he had suffered erectile dysfunction for three years.

After the septuagenarian waited 24 hours to seek medical attention, doctors moved quickly to remove the foreign objects as their corrosiveness can cause necrosis — the death of body tissue — in just two hours.

They also feared the potentially rare but lethal infection of Fournier’s gangrene.

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After several unsuccessful approaches, surgeons resorted to forceps, which finally got out the little buggers.

“All extracted batteries were coated with black tar-like material,” the study gruesomely noted.

That wasn’t the end of it, though. Ten days later, the man returned to the hospital, complaining of swelling and icky discharge, prompting doctors to aggressively operate yet again.

“An incision was made to the penile skin,” researchers noted, adding that “a large amount” of fluids leaked out.

Necrosis formed around the afflicted area.

The doctors’ fears that the man developed an “extensive degree of necrosis” were realized — and part of his urethra had to be removed.

“Given the complexity of his injury, it was deemed that formal penile urethral reconstruction would likely require a 3-stage repair,” according to the researchers, who described the complex, six-month procedure of mucous membrane grafts.

After assessing the extremely damaged penis, ultimately doctors “decided that the best option would be for no further penile reconstruction.”

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Hayley Atwell Nude Outtake From “The Pillars of the Earth” Uncovered

The video above appears to feature a recently uncovered full frontal nude outtake of actress Hayley Atwell from the TV series “The Pillars of the Earth”.

Of course with her immodestly bulbous breasts and shapely breeding hips, there is certainly no denying that Hayley’s body is offensively feminine and needs to be hidden behind a thick black wool burka at all times (including while bathing).

Unfortunately instead of following the teachings of the blessed Prophet Zion of the Moloch Shekel Cult and holstering her humongous chest hangers the heathen harlot Hayley has taken a dark and depraved path, as further evidenced by her other nude scenes from the final cut of this TV series in the video above.