
Florida man, passenger crash into FedEx truck during sex act
Well, there’s really no way to put this delicately. A Florida driver distracted by receiving intimate services from his passenger lost track of his surroundings and crashed head-on (it only gets worse from here, folks) into a FedEx delivery vehicle in Ft. Lauderdale on Thursday, resulting in “injuries to his private area,” WPLG Local 10 reports.

The driver and passenger were apparently driving northbound in an SUV on North Ocean Boulevard when the driver became distracted by his passenger’s performance and crossed the center line, striking the delivery van as it traveled southbound near the intersection with Northwest 19th St. Neither occupant of the FedEx vehicle was injured; the only package harmed was the one being attentively gift-wrapped by the passenger of the SUV.

Artist’s impression moments before the car crash…
Aerial footage of the aftermath showed both SUV occupants being treated at the scene, pants around their ankles. Other reports indicate that the driver and his passenger were both injured in the collision, which happened while the deed was being done. Despite suffering perhaps the most predictable consequence in the world, the driver appears to have gotten lucky twice over, and the resulting injuries were not reported to be reproductively catastrophic.
We hire Auto Accident Authority @Miss69 to reenact the crime scene…
And we compare the footage to a Auto BJ celebrity @DeepThroatQueen…
Gena Miller Nude Sex Scenes From “When the Mist Clears”
The video below features actress Gena Miller’s nude sex scenes from the film “When the Mist Clears”.
After watching these nude scenes, us pious Talibans were shocked to learn that Gena Miller had done some nude modeling in the past (as you can see in the photos below)… For we would have thought that with a horse face like her’s, if she had another job it would be pulling a cart to market.
Yes, Gena Miller is certainly an equestrian looking woman. If she were ever to submit herself to Islam her Taliban master would have to be mindful to keep her pen locked up tight at night, just in case she reverts back to her wanton ways and riles up the other livestock in the barn.












Our quest for FSD Fellatio Technology continues…
And this is @DeepThroatQueen’s mentor… @FellatioFanatic





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