Erin Cummings Selfies In Protest Against Semen Terrorism
Following “traces of feces, urine and semen found in Nancy Pelosi’s coffee machine after rioters break into office” (scroll down for the details)
South Korean politicians seek to criminalize ‘semen terrorism’
South Korean lawmakers are seeking to make amendments to the country’s criminal code that would make “semen terrorism” a punishable sex crime.
The move comes after a string of controversial court verdicts that have punished men for “property damage,” not sexually criminal behavior, after secretly ejaculating onto women’s belongings.
Lenient court rulings and societal attitudes toward sex crimes in South Korea have come under increased criticism over the past few years in light of the global #MeToo movement.
A man who soaked a woman’s shoes with semen in 2019 was given a 500,000 won (US$430) fine. At the time, police said that the investigation was carried out on charges of “property damage” because there were no legal provisions to apply sex crime charges.
That same year, a man was sentenced to three years in prison for “attempted injury” among other charges after spiking a woman’s coffees with laxatives and aphrodisiacs as revenge for rejecting his love advances. Despite also adding his semen and phlegm to her drinks and other items 54 times, it was not recognized as a sex crime because no forced sexual assault was established.
In May, a male civil servant was sentenced to a fine of 3 million won on charges of “property damage” for ejaculating inside his female colleague’s coffee tumbler six times over the course of six months. The court judged that his actions “ruined” the utility of the container.
Speaking of “Semen Terrorism”, Congressional “First Lady” Nancy Pelosi has load of grieves to tell…
Traces of feces, urine and semen found in Nancy Pelosi’s coffee machine after rioters break into office
Nancy Pelosi: “What…. The MAGA bastards are so generous that they lace my coofee machine with the MAGA goodies?”
U.S. Capitol Police and Secret Service have discovered trace amounts of feces, urine, and semen in Nanci Pelosi’s coffee machine after several rioters broke into her office have reported White House staff.
The discovery was made late the next morning after several rioters had broken into, vandalized, and stole various items from Nancy Pelosi’s office the previous day.
White House staff told reporters that the coffee machine had been entirely overlooked by Secret Service before Nancy Pelosi was allowed to safely reoccupy her office.
“Nancy literally told me her coffee tasted like shit this morning. I first thought she was just pissed at her office being sacked or PMS or something before I eventually figured out there was something wrong with the coffee machine,” White House staffer Alicia Rose admitted to the press.
White House staffer Alicia Rose posted a selfie of one of Nancy Pelosi’s coffee cups after Secret Service investigated the office coffee machine and found trace amounts of feces, urine, and semen.
“Now we know why Nancy Pelosi’s coffee tasted awful this morning” White House staffer Alicia Rose wrote with humor after publishing the selfie on Instagram.
U.S. Capitol Police are now investigating the matter and several individuals have already been apprehended according to officials.
“It’s one thing to break into the White House. To masturbate, urinate and defecate in the House speaker’s coffee carafe is another,” one U.S. Capitol Police officer told the press.
Several social media users took upon the internet to praise and salute the deviant act as patriotic, some even claiming the House Speaker had had a “taste of American democracy for a change”.
Nancy Pelosi and her staff will undergo testing for sexually transmitted diseases this week as precautionary measures White House officials said.
Erin Cummings Sex Scene
Erin Lynn Cummings is an American actress and online film pundit. She has appeared in the television series Star Trek: Enterprise, Charmed, Dante’s Cove, The Bold and the Beautiful, Cold Case, Dollhouse, Spartacus: Blood and Sand, and Detroit 1-8-7. She is also an co-host on The John Campea Show on Thursdays, a series of commentaries about film updates.