Epstein’s Fake News, Real Porn, and Bullshit Scoop

What do ’Christmas ornaments, drywall, & Epstein’ have in common? Senator demands answers on prison ‘suicide’

Americans aren’t buying the claim that Jeffrey Epstein committed suicide alone in his jail cell under the watchful eye of the Bureau of Prisons, a Louisiana senator has warned the agency’s director with a rather unusual quip.

.@Senjohnkennedy: “Christmas ornaments, drywall and Jeffrey Epstein – name three things that don’t hang themselves. That’s what the American people think…and they deserve some answers.”

Full video here: https://t.co/Ku68U52JAV pic.twitter.com/0DDiQYgVHh
— CSPAN (@cspan) November 19, 2019

As a result,

FBI Investigating “Criminal Enterprise” In Connection With Arrested Epstein Guards

For real, the FBI is treating Epstein’s death as a criminal matter, not a celebrity gossip.

Kathleen Hawk Sawyer made the admission during a line of questioning involving Sen. Lindsay Graham, in front of the Senate Judiciary Committee.

“With a case this high profile, there has got to be either a major malfunction of the system or criminal enterprise at foot to allow this to happen. So are you looking at both, is the FBI looking at both?” the South Carolina Republican senator asked.
“The FBI is involved and they are looking at criminal enterprise, yes,” Sawyer responded. –Fox News
Authority is going after the big fish – The Sleeping Guards!

Epstein’s Prison Guards Charged With Falsifying Jail Records

The two guards are charged in New York with falsifying documents and conspiracy to defraud the U.S.
RT : Instead of checking on prisoners, Tova Noel and Michael Thomas spent the night browsing porn and pussy online, napping, masturbating and forging multiple rounds’ worth of paperwork, the indictment claims. Neither guard laid eyes on Epstein … What an unforgivable sin.
Attorney General William Barr is very serious and vowed “no stone untrained”, but he has no idea where is Ghislaine Maxwell.
No kidding.
Meanwhile, sex slave Maria Farmer told CBS This Morning Epstein revealed to her a ‘media room’ which had TVs set up with feeds from pin-hole surveillance cameras in the bedrooms and bathrooms of his home that were “monitoring private moments.”

Wow, that’s beyond creepy. It’s downright terrorism.
Another horrifying new development is Epstein allegedly introduced pedophilia to the Afghanistan culture: –

Massive Pedophile Ring Busted in Afghanistan; Over 500 Boys Were Abused

Epstein is one real hungry motherfucking pedo beast…. Terror!
And over in UK,.

Corbyn ‘Mispronounces’ Epstein as ‘Epschtine’, Ignites Anti-Semitism Row on Social Media

During the first face-off between Conservative Party head Boris Johnson and Labour Party leader Jeremy Corbyn sparring over Brexit, the NHS, the economy, trust in politics, the monarchy, and when it comes to Jeffrey Epstein, Corbyn obviously is both a history and linguistic guru.
History?

My history teacher (not Jewish) always pronounced Albert Einstein as Einshtein. We were told it was respecting the origin of the name

— AFCZafar (@AfcZafar) November 19, 2019