Twitter Goes Bonker as Elon Musk Sexts and Demands Mars for Hot Pics
The inventor and billionaire who vowed to bring humanity to Mars might rethink his decision as it appears that he and the Red Planet have quite an intimate relationship.
Everything started with a simple tweet – the unverified account of the Fourth Planet responded to a rather random – since deleted – tweet of “I want to move to Mars. NO MEN THERE” with a flat rejection, stating that the only one the planet wanted was Elon.
I don’t want you. Only Elon. https://t.co/NKxpkQQRyf
— Mars (@4thFromOurStar) February 8, 2019
The billionaire was quick to respond, heating up the thread with flirty messages, which ended up with a “send me hot pics and I’ll be there” scenario.
I want you too baby https://t.co/Lxi0LQz5rc
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) February 8, 2019
When are you coming over babe? https://t.co/Vw8zjksfWi
— Mars (@4thFromOurStar) February 8, 2019
Send me hot pics & I’ll be right over ? https://t.co/ld2VDbF0Wh
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) February 9, 2019
Apparently, the picture was too hot for poor Elon, as he retweeted an image of Mars’ surface, saying “thank goodness it’s not November”, apparently making a reference to the “No Nut November” meme flashmob.
Net users were watching as the romance quickly escalated, noting that Mars must be really enthusiastic about Musk – which would explain all the water recently found on the planet.
Megan Barton Hanson trying to lure Elon Musk with Nip Slip… but FAILED
And the salacious interplanetary drama goes on…
Inspektical @Inspektical
I bet Mars is wet rn
Others couldn’t resist congratulating Musk on his passionate love affair, even if the object of his affection was a planet.
BRIAN GALLAGHER @brianga11agher
The birth of a new sexual orientation: Planetasexuality.
Musk’s reference to “no Nut November” also didn’t go unnoticed.
Gamer G / Grumbae @HeyGamerG
Neil Armstrong: first man on the moon
Elon Musk: first man to nut for mars
Users also tried to combine two of Musk’s obsessions – planets and anime girls.
Yet the SpaceX founder must be careful – as the case of another billionaire, Jeff Bezos, has revealed, sexting could lead to unwanted consequences, one Twitter user pointed out.
Back in November Musk told reporters that there is a 70% chance of him getting to Mars in one of his spacecrafts in the next several years – while also claiming that there is a “high chance of death” on the way there. Yet judging from this hot Twitter thread, the probability of Musk getting to his planetary mistress is pretty high.
The followings also tried to lure Elon Musk with Nip Slip… Also FAILED
Davorka Tovilo
Paulina Rubio
Carla Howe
Eva Gonzalez
Erin Budina
So, an Instagram star decided let out the whole milkjug… Still no success.
Belle Lucia [Boob Slip]
The last we heard Amanda Cerny decided to compile a sex tape … No idea if she makes it?
Amanda Cerny Nude Compilation
Playboy model turned YouTube sensation Amanda Cerny could wait to bonk Elon Musk on Mars