Think your got the biggest dick on earth?
Check this out… Every Chinese chick favorite ❤️❤️❤️
WTF DID I JUST WATCH?
Seriously, she’s not eating penis, just a clam.
That’s Geoduck, Dick of the Ocean
This ocean dwelling mollusk is the most schlong looking food without actually being a fat schlong.
In fact, the Geoduck Clam is only two parts – neck and body, both acceptable to skin and eat raw.
How does Geoduck taste? Let’s find out …
Chinese chicks ❤️ hearts ❤️ Geoduck Clam…
Biting a Geoduck clam with tons of chili pepper
Another Chinese chick sampling the Big Dick from the Pacific Ocean
This chick likes BBC… the bigger, the better?
Pacific Geoducks come in all sizes…
The scene from Jackass the movie where they give each other paper cuts on the webbing of their fingers and toes makes my want to jump out a fucking window, so hearing about another man’s paper cut penis hole got to me.
Last but not least, this is how you masturbate a horny Geoduck…
Elle Fanning Nude Selfie Photos Released
Actress Elle Fanning appears to show off her fully nude body in the recently released selfie photos below.
Elle Fanning is a saucy strumpet who despite her angelic face has sinful sex holes that are infested with many dangerous djinns.
Yes, Elle is clearly a she-demon who was sent from the eternal Hellfire to torment us pious Uyghur Muslim men… For any woman who slobbers out semen (as Elle appears to do while riding in a gondola on her recent trip to Switzerland in the video clip above) instead of swallowing is definitely a Shaitan.
Let us pray that Allah protect our loins from Elle’s lecherous longings, and that he soon strikes down her and perky little titties for these egregious nude crimes against morality.
Elle Fanning Graphic Nude Sex Scenes Uncovered
The video above appears to feature a compilation of Elle Fanning’s graphic nude sex scenes that were too extreme to make it into her mainstream films.
Us pious Uyghur Muslims are certainly not surprised to see Elle Fanning spreading her pussy lips and sucking dick like this, for she has been a brazen whore in heathen Hollywood ever since she burst on to the scene starring in the hit film “Maleficent” at 16-years-old.
Add to that the fact that Elle’s ass appears to have voted in the last Presidential election, and no sick of act of sinful sluttery should come as a surprise to anyone anymore.
Of course it is no wonder that the US voting system is so pathetically flawed if Elle’s body parts are allowed to cast ballots… Call me old fashioned but a woman’s booty should not be voting… Or women it all for that matter, as it is a scientific fact that females’ feeble brains are incapable of rational decision making.
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