Supermarket salad is crowned winner of bizarre competition that attracted global media attention
A wilting 60p iceberg lettuce from Tesco in a blond wig has been crowned the winner of a bizarre competition after outlasting Liz Trussâs tenuous grip on power.
Seven days ago the Daily Star set up a webcam on the lettuce to see if it would have a longer shelf-life than the prime minister. To add to Trussâs humiliating resignation, the lettuce won.
When the prime minister confirmed her departure on Thursday lunchtime, a plastic gold crown was placed on the now browning leafy vegetable. The caption changed from âDay Seven: Will Liz Truss outlast his lettuce?â to âThe Lettuce Outlasted Liz Trussâ. The national anthem was played to mark the lettuceâs triumph, and champagne was poured.
The lettuce was inundated with messages of congratulations, in a chat box beside the video. They included: âLettuce Rejoiceâ, âLettuce being having youâ, âLettuce for PMâ, âLettuce 1 Truss 0â, âTruss sunk by an icebergâ.
The Daily Star lettuce has come out victorious in the battle of the year – to see whether it could outlast Prime Minister Liz Truss in #LizVsLettuce
[THREAD] pic.twitter.com/sP7QDgqcfr
â Daily Star (@dailystar) October 20, 2022
The Daily Starâs stunt was inspired by the Economist, which earlier this month quipped that Trussâs tenure in Downing Street threatened to be âroughly the shelf-life of a lettuceâ.
The lettuce-cam attracted global media attention as a symbol of the rapid disintegration of Trussâs government and the ridicule it faced.
Franceâs News 24 asked: âWhat do British Prime Minister Liz Trussâs political mandate and a head of wilted lettuce have in common, you might ask? They both have an expiry date.â
âNow Liz Truss even has to fight a head of lettuce in the fight for her political career,â the German tabloid Bild reported.
The Washington Post said comparing Truss to a lettuce was âthe butt of quintessentially British jokesâ.
The New York Times noted: âLettuce can generally stay crisp for about seven to 10 days â though thatâs typically the lifespan of refrigerated lettuce, not a head thatâs been sitting out on a table and wearing a wig.â
Russiaâs former president Dmitry Medvedev was among those to congratulate the lettuce. Writing on Twitter he said: âBye, bye @trussliz, congrats to lettuce.â
What else could Liz Truss have done in 45 days?
Liz Truss spent only 45 days at 10 Downing Street, which equates to 1,080 hours. Here are some of the things she could have done rather than serve as Britainâs shortest-lived prime minister:
- Cook 9,257 hard-boiled eggs
- Listen 108 times to the Beatlesâ entire back catalogue of 213 songs
- Watch nine full-length test cricket matches
- Binge watch all the episodes of the Crown on Netflix 38 times
- Travel back and forth along the Trans-Siberian Railway six and half times.
Elizabeth Hurley Extravaganza
Elizabeth Hurley Fully Nude Behind-The-Scenes Of âAriaâ
We take a look back at a then 22-year-old Elizabeth Hurleyâs nude scene in the 1987 film âAriaâ in the video clip below and outtake photos above.
Not surprisingly there was much more to this nude scene then what made the finally cut of the movie, as you can see from the fully naked pictures below of Elizabeth Hurley which were taken on set during the filming.
Elizabeth Hurley Nude Scene From âThe Weight of Waterâ
The video above features Elizabeth Hurley topless fondling her body in a nude scene from the film âThe Weight of Waterâ.
It is hard to believe but Elizabeth Hurley is 52-years-old! Not because she looks good for her age of course (for us Muslims find any woman over the age of 18 to be a disgusting old hag), but rather because Elizabeth managed to live this long without falling under the stones of justice.
For as you can see in these private bedroom photos (no doubt taken by one of Elizabethâs nurses between the changing of her bedpan), to this day Elizabeth continues to brazenly defy the will of Allah by flaunting her sinful female body.
Let us pray that Elizabethâs days are numbered, for if by the time she turns 60 she is still prostituting her degenerate geriatric ass and saggy grandma titties my pious Muslim eyes wonât be able to take it and will no doubt go blind out of righteous indignation.
The Ultimate Elizabeth Hurley Candid Nude Photos Compilation
Elizabeth Hurley has been whoring her sinful female body in heathen Hollywood for quite a long time now. Unfortunately when the cameras stopped rolling Elizabeth only intensified her sluttiness, as through the years she has been photographed many times in her private life topless and even bottomless.
Below we have compiled the complete collection of Elizabeth Hurleyâs candid nude photos. Hopefully one day soon they will serve as evidence in Elizabethâs trial in Sharia court for her crimes against morality. For there is no excuse for a woman to ever be nude, for even when the paparazzi are not around Allah is always watching and there is nothing that displeases him more than the sight of a womanâs sickeningly naked body.
Yes even though Elizabeth possesses an extremely erotic thick bush of musty pubic hair covering her blasphemous lady loins, she will still have to answer for her brazen prostituting of her perky British titties and taut ass in these photos.
TRASHY | SCANDALOUS
Proper handjob