Elizabeth Hurley: Lettuce 1 Truss 0 — Truss sunk by an Iceberg… Yes, Iceberg Lettuce in blond wig Outlasts Liz Truss

Supermarket salad is crowned winner of bizarre competition that attracted global media attention

A wilting 60p iceberg lettuce from Tesco in a blond wig has been crowned the winner of a bizarre competition after outlasting Liz Truss’s tenuous grip on power.

Seven days ago the Daily Star set up a webcam on the lettuce to see if it would have a longer shelf-life than the prime minister. To add to Truss’s humiliating resignation, the lettuce won.

When the prime minister confirmed her departure on Thursday lunchtime, a plastic gold crown was placed on the now browning leafy vegetable. The caption changed from “Day Seven: Will Liz Truss outlast his lettuce?” to “The Lettuce Outlasted Liz Truss”. The national anthem was played to mark the lettuce’s triumph, and champagne was poured.

The lettuce was inundated with messages of congratulations, in a chat box beside the video. They included: “Lettuce Rejoice”, “Lettuce being having you”, “Lettuce for PM”, “Lettuce 1 Truss 0”, “Truss sunk by an iceberg”.

The Daily Star lettuce has come out victorious in the battle of the year – to see whether it could outlast Prime Minister Liz Truss in #LizVsLettuce

[THREAD] pic.twitter.com/sP7QDgqcfr

— Daily Star (@dailystar) October 20, 2022

The Daily Star’s stunt was inspired by the Economist, which earlier this month quipped that Truss’s tenure in Downing Street threatened to be “roughly the shelf-life of a lettuce”.

The lettuce-cam attracted global media attention as a symbol of the rapid disintegration of Truss’s government and the ridicule it faced.

France’s News 24 asked: “What do British Prime Minister Liz Truss’s political mandate and a head of wilted lettuce have in common, you might ask? They both have an expiry date.”

“Now Liz Truss even has to fight a head of lettuce in the fight for her political career,” the German tabloid Bild reported.

The Washington Post said comparing Truss to a lettuce was “the butt of quintessentially British jokes”.

The New York Times noted: “Lettuce can generally stay crisp for about seven to 10 days – though that’s typically the lifespan of refrigerated lettuce, not a head that’s been sitting out on a table and wearing a wig.”

Russia’s former president Dmitry Medvedev was among those to congratulate the lettuce. Writing on Twitter he said: “Bye, bye @trussliz, congrats to lettuce.”

What else could Liz Truss have done in 45 days?

Liz Truss spent only 45 days at 10 Downing Street, which equates to 1,080 hours. Here are some of the things she could have done rather than serve as Britain’s shortest-lived prime minister:

Cook 9,257 hard-boiled eggs
Listen 108 times to the Beatles’ entire back catalogue of 213 songs
Watch nine full-length test cricket matches
Binge watch all the episodes of the Crown on Netflix 38 times
Travel back and forth along the Trans-Siberian Railway six and half times.

Elizabeth Hurley Extravaganza

Elizabeth Hurley Fully Nude Behind-The-Scenes Of “Aria”

We take a look back at a then 22-year-old Elizabeth Hurley’s nude scene in the 1987 film “Aria” in the video clip below and outtake photos above.

Not surprisingly there was much more to this nude scene then what made the finally cut of the movie, as you can see from the fully naked pictures below of Elizabeth Hurley which were taken on set during the filming.

Elizabeth Hurley Nude Scene From “The Weight of Water”

The video above features Elizabeth Hurley topless fondling her body in a nude scene from the film “The Weight of Water”.

It is hard to believe but Elizabeth Hurley is 52-years-old! Not because she looks good for her age of course (for us Muslims find any woman over the age of 18 to be a disgusting old hag), but rather because Elizabeth managed to live this long without falling under the stones of justice.

For as you can see in these private bedroom photos (no doubt taken by one of Elizabeth’s nurses between the changing of her bedpan), to this day Elizabeth continues to brazenly defy the will of Allah by flaunting her sinful female body.

Let us pray that Elizabeth’s days are numbered, for if by the time she turns 60 she is still prostituting her degenerate geriatric ass and saggy grandma titties my pious Muslim eyes won’t be able to take it and will no doubt go blind out of righteous indignation.
The Ultimate Elizabeth Hurley Candid Nude Photos Compilation

Elizabeth Hurley has been whoring her sinful female body in heathen Hollywood for quite a long time now. Unfortunately when the cameras stopped rolling Elizabeth only intensified her sluttiness, as through the years she has been photographed many times in her private life topless and even bottomless.

Below we have compiled the complete collection of Elizabeth Hurley’s candid nude photos. Hopefully one day soon they will serve as evidence in Elizabeth’s trial in Sharia court for her crimes against morality. For there is no excuse for a woman to ever be nude, for even when the paparazzi are not around Allah is always watching and there is nothing that displeases him more than the sight of a woman’s sickeningly naked body.

Yes even though Elizabeth possesses an extremely erotic thick bush of musty pubic hair covering her blasphemous lady loins, she will still have to answer for her brazen prostituting of her perky British titties and taut ass in these photos.