Elisabetta Canalis Nipslips as Butterball did not issue a Recall because workers were having Sex with the Turkeys

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No, Butterball Did Not Issue A Recall Because Workers Were Having Sex With The Turkeys

Gives a whole new meaning to stuffing the turkey.

Thanksgiving is just two days away, and if you don’t already have your turkey thawing in the refrigerator…well, you’re behind.

And speaking of getting behind the turkey, rumors have been floating around that turkey giant Butterball has issued a recall on their turkeys after employees of the farms were caught having sex with the animals.

Yes, you read that right.

Original Butterball mask, Hellraiser 1987

All over social media, people are freaking out because they’re afraid their Thanksgiving turkey might have more than the animal’s giblets inside of it this year.

And on TikTok, plenty of people are making jokes about the special sauce inside the turkey:

@blueeyez424 POOR TURKEYS😩 #butterballturkey #trauma #butterball #Christmas2024 ♬ Sad Music – Max-Music

Britt @brittttttanyyy

I just saw a video about men sexually assaulting turkeys dead and alive ones and they’re advising anyone who bought the brand “butterball” to return It…

Like I have so many questions, first one being
WTF IS WRONG WITH MEN???

Naz @IrishHoneyDip

My sister just called me…

Her: don’t buy butterball turkeys
Me: I didn’t plan on it but why
Her: they’re recalled because they were sexually abused
Me: …
Her: are you there?
Me: I’m waiting for the rest of the joke
Her: it’s not a joke Google it dumbass

I googled it. It’s true and that’s wild.

A🌻@suninvirggo

I’m returning my turkey. Apparently men have been molesting, assaulting and brutally killing turkeys at the Butterball factories while they are alive. I do not want to eat no animal that’s been molested and thrown against a wall. Men are so fucking stupid.

♡ chef canna-bxtch lex ♡ @lextaliones_

I’m sorry but I just found out that factory employees for butterball were sexually assaulting the turkeys ?????!?

What the fuck??!

@janiemarie.98 Nopeee!!! 😂 #turkey #thanksgiving #fyp #fup #funnymoments ♬ Awkward Moments – AstroMusic

“We are aware of a video from nearly 20 years ago, which is being re-shared across social media.

This video is not current and was taken prior to Butterball becoming a private company and prior to our engagement and certification through American Humane. Animal care and well-being is central to who we are as a company, and we are committed to the ethical and responsible care of our flocks.

Eleven years ago, Butterball was the first, and remains the only, turkey company to be American Humane certified.

That means we have yearly audits conducted by a third party to ensure compliance with our 200+ science-based standards of best practice for care of turkeys, well exceeding industry best practices. We are proud of this designation that no other turkey company can claim and have a zero-tolerance policy for animal mistreatment.”

Both the U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA) and the U.S. Food & Drug Administration (FDA) also confirm that there are no active recalls on Butterball turkeys this Thanksgiving season.

So rest assured, if you’re serving Butterball to your family, the only meat inside of it should be the neck and giblets.